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Suthernlady
04-25-2007, 10:09 AM
Now that I have your attention...;)....

The topic of the day is FUCK! All of us know what that is....however we use the word everyday in some form or fashion....mumbling under our breathe....screaming for all to hear....or even more fun...when in bed with one another.

The rules of this game are simple....use the word fuck in one sentence or phrase....each post can only contain ONE fuckin idea at a time....lol!

I will begin.....my favorite in bed.....

FUCK ME HARDER!

NaughtyKenn
04-25-2007, 10:17 AM
Ok, I fuckin get it... wait that didn't fucking count... wait... ah FUCK!!!

Suthernlady
04-25-2007, 10:39 AM
You're a fuckin nut....lol!

Tigrok
04-25-2007, 10:45 AM
Fuckin A

Suthernlady
04-25-2007, 10:46 AM
Fuck if that ain't so!

NaughtyKenn
04-25-2007, 11:09 AM
FUCK me runnin'

Suthernlady
04-25-2007, 11:10 AM
How am I supposed to fuckin do that?

NaughtyKenn
04-25-2007, 11:13 AM
FUCK if I know, you'll think of somethin'.

Suthernlady
04-25-2007, 11:20 AM
Fuck if you aint right about that!

badlybent
04-25-2007, 02:57 PM
Well, fuck a duck. This is so fucked up.

larrykay63
04-25-2007, 03:36 PM
what the fuck?

frozen_north
04-25-2007, 05:04 PM
Sigh... Fuck it, I can't think of anything.

NaughtyKenn
04-26-2007, 10:11 AM
FUCK!!! God damn fuckin' cell phones!!!

badlybent
04-26-2007, 09:39 PM
Fuck'en server went down again and fucked up my last post to this thread. What he fuck is that?

Suthernlady
04-27-2007, 05:43 AM
Y'all are fuckin funny! Not to mentioned fucked up....lol!

davesmistress
04-27-2007, 07:51 AM
HAhahahaha Big Fucking Deal.....I love that one.

Dragola
04-27-2007, 08:43 AM
Fucking good idea

davesmistress
04-27-2007, 09:01 AM
Sometimes you gotta say....Oh just fuck it....hahaha

purplefairy82
04-27-2007, 10:02 AM
what tht fuck

davesmistress
04-27-2007, 10:34 AM
Welcome the Forum purplefairy....thanks for jumping in...

and keeping with the topic....Have a great Fucking time....*smiles*

NaughtyKenn
04-27-2007, 10:41 AM
I dated (briefly) a girl once who said this and it cracked me up everytime...

Why don't you take a flying fuck in a rolling doughnut.

davesmistress
04-27-2007, 10:50 AM
Hee hee...thats is fucking funny....

frozen_north
04-27-2007, 12:55 PM
HEY!!! I thought that there was only supposed to be one fucking fuck in your fucking posts you fuckers!!! :icon139: :icon139: !bchss

davesmistress
04-27-2007, 01:42 PM
No I think the fuck word can be used more than once.....1 phrase or 1 sexual thought.....Hummmm now Im fucking confused.

frozen_north
04-27-2007, 01:46 PM
WTF?!:18_crazy:

badlybent
04-28-2007, 12:40 AM
Well there ain't no such thing as too many fucks in the fucking thread or else- where.

NaughtyKenn
04-28-2007, 09:45 AM
HA ha, who gives a fuck how many fucks ared used or how many times you fuck, I have never heard of too many fucks, thats like saying you got to much fucking money.

NaughtyKenn
04-28-2007, 09:47 AM
Oh yea, what the fuck chuck?

NaughtyKenn
04-28-2007, 09:51 AM
or if anyone remembers Twiggie from Buck Rogers (in the 25 century, I think)

Bidibidibidibidi what the fuck, Buck!!!

OK, he didn't really say that, but I fuckin wanted him to.

Dragola
04-28-2007, 11:33 AM
yeah...so fuck.

davesmistress
04-28-2007, 11:40 AM
Hey...what the fuck ya doing today?

dealwithit
04-28-2007, 12:32 PM
What the fuck is this thread about?lol( I know...I just had to throw in my fuckin two cents worth!!!):overlord:

davesmistress
04-28-2007, 02:07 PM
Its not about a fucking thing really.....unless we all missed the fucking point.

Tigrok
04-28-2007, 04:08 PM
Fuck if I Know.

Suthernlady
04-28-2007, 06:09 PM
Y'all are fuckin splitin my ass! LOL! I can't type a fuckin thought from fuckin laughin so hard.

And there is no fuckin point to this thread other than everyone here having a fuckin A good time!

davesmistress
04-28-2007, 06:15 PM
Hahahahah Hot fucking Dog....we are doing it right...hahahahaha

Suthernlady
04-28-2007, 06:42 PM
I'm laughing my fuckin ass off....think that fuckin goes in internet lingo....LMFAO....

badlybent
04-28-2007, 09:11 PM
Is this fucking thread still going? JFC (Jesus Fucking Christ.) Yes Jesus middle name really was Fucking. Sad but true.

Satans2006
04-28-2007, 11:52 PM
Fuck you and good fucking night!

Dragola
04-29-2007, 04:14 AM
Urgh...fuck mornings...

Tigrok
04-29-2007, 12:24 PM
Ack the Fucking sunlight is hurting my fucking Eyes!

Dragola
04-29-2007, 12:30 PM
I fucking feel the same

davesmistress
04-29-2007, 04:48 PM
Good Afternoon all you fucking Horndogs.....hahahahaha

badlybent
04-29-2007, 08:27 PM
Now just what the fuck do you think you're doing in here? Can't leave you little fuckers alone a minute. Hey---Hey now. O fuck, if you're going to do that, then I get some too. Fucking right, you fucking little bastards.

davesmistress
04-29-2007, 08:39 PM
Hahahaha Ilove this thread...never had a reason to say Fuck so much before...it is fucking awesome...hahahaha

NaughtyKenn
04-30-2007, 09:22 AM
Now lets just hope we don't fuck it all up.

davesmistress
04-30-2007, 03:04 PM
Hahahaha no fucking chance of that....this is tooo easy of a fucking thread.

Suthernlady
04-30-2007, 08:58 PM
I have had a fucking lousy day and then I come here and read how all you fuckers are doing....all I can say is....

If you wore your fuckin sunglasses then the fuckin sun wouldn't bother your fuckin eyes....

Have a fuckin great night!

Huh...did I fuckin do something wrong? It won't let me post my fuckin reply....fuck it...let me try again!

Satans2006
04-30-2007, 10:48 PM
you need to calm the fuck down you crazy fucking southener!

zepper
04-30-2007, 11:38 PM
Ahh fuck, sorry didn't mean to get on this thread :icon139:

badlybent
04-30-2007, 11:57 PM
Alright you little fuckers. I'm going to be gone until Saturday and this place better not be fucked up when I get fucking back. No parties and no fucking around either. Well at least clean up the fuck rubbers if you do. You fucking get it. Otherwise you'll be really fucked when I get back. Hahaha...

Suthernlady
05-01-2007, 05:47 AM
Ah I see how you are...just leave us fuckin hangin...lol!

Have a fuckin great time...

GOOD FUCKIN MORNING EVERYONE!

dealwithit
05-01-2007, 06:12 AM
FCK The only thing missing is U:overlord: :uhoh3:

davesmistress
05-01-2007, 06:37 AM
hahahhaha we are all just fucking crazy....I can just image what others that read this fucking mess think?

zepper
05-01-2007, 04:40 PM
I know what I thought. Geez what a bunch of fun, crazy fuckers there are here :biggrinbandit:

davesmistress
05-01-2007, 08:06 PM
HAhahahaha Yep...welcome to the Fucking crazy train....Woooo Wooooo

NaughtyKenn
05-02-2007, 08:48 AM
Fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck, fuckfuckfuck fuck f u c K fuckly, fucking fucked fu fu fuc fuck!!!

davesmistress
05-02-2007, 08:55 AM
HAhahahah in the Fuck mood are ya?....Hahahahahha

NaughtyKenn
05-02-2007, 09:04 AM
Hey, its fuck ado about nothing, because all we are is fuck in the wind.

BTW, a fuck in time saves... in this case, I guess a case of blue balls!

davesmistress
05-02-2007, 09:14 AM
HAhahaha you are fucking crazy kenn...hahahaha

NaughtyKenn
05-02-2007, 09:45 AM
Hey, sometimes you just gotta say...What the fuck.

frozen_north
05-02-2007, 01:14 PM
O.k., What the fuck.

frozen_north
05-02-2007, 02:05 PM
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. For that matter, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

NaughtyKenn
05-02-2007, 03:09 PM
Fuckin' A!!!

davesmistress
05-02-2007, 08:05 PM
Howdy Ho all you crazy fuckin horndogs.....hahahahaha

Suthernlady
05-02-2007, 08:44 PM
How the fuck are you darlin DM?

zepper
05-02-2007, 09:15 PM
Fuck!! How'd I end up on this thread again!! Fuck!! Fuck!! You know what?! Ummm shit!!

davesmistress
05-02-2007, 09:29 PM
How the fuck are you darlin DM?

I am fan fucking tastic, how you be SL?

davesmistress
05-02-2007, 09:30 PM
Hahahaha zepper you know you just cant stay the fuck away from it...hahaha

Suthernlady
05-02-2007, 09:39 PM
I am fanfuckintastic too.....hahahhaahahha! I am on the phone with Kenn....he's in a fuckin man mood...lol.

zepper
05-02-2007, 09:39 PM
Awww fuck, see YOU brought me back again. FUCK!!! lol. You know, I can hardly wait to get to know you all fucking better, you seem like alotttaaa fun.

zepper
05-02-2007, 09:43 PM
Ummm, what the fuck is a man mood?! Being a man, I feel fucking insulted :mecry:

Suthernlady
05-02-2007, 09:46 PM
A fuckin man mood is being aka a fuckin butthole...lol!

zepper
05-02-2007, 09:49 PM
Oh, ok, I see. Oh shit, almost forgot,,,,,,,,,,FUCK!!!! So what is a fucking woman mood?

davesmistress
05-02-2007, 09:51 PM
HAhahahah SL did he have a bad fucking day at work?....hahahahaha

Suthernlady
05-03-2007, 07:46 AM
Um he had a headache....but I personally think he needs a good fucking....that's a cure all for what's ailing ya. This is when distance sucks!

Fuck if I know Zepper....a woman mood is PMS (which I personally think is hokie)...or just simply being called a fuckin bitch....or bitchin. I rarely get in those moods....but then I can be provoked!

OH AND HAVE A FUCKIN NICE DAY!

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 08:03 AM
Yes I hear ya about the fuckin distance thing....With the crazy weather out here I wouldnt doubt the headache.

But then it could just be like you saud...hee hee needs a good fuck

Suthernlady
05-03-2007, 08:10 AM
Hey if I were a fuckin doctor....I would tell all my fuckin patients....go home take two advil and get laid! Poof...instant cure....think I would loose my fuckin license?

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 08:15 AM
Hahahahahha Nope....it would be useful honest fucking info...hahahaha

Suthernlady
05-03-2007, 08:24 AM
LOL....I like the way you fuckin think....wanna be my FUCKIN assistant?

OOOOOOOOOOh nurse! LOL!

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 08:45 AM
Hahahahaha Sure....could we mainly have male Fucking Patients?

Yummymyymymymymym

NaughtyKenn
05-03-2007, 08:52 AM
first off, I got your fuckin man mood hanging right here!!!

And your doctors office idea is fuckin great, I bet you would be the busiest fuckin practice in town. You could have a slogan like Fuck to feel better or Fuck your way to better health or Wanna feel better, get fucked!!! Those are just a few, fuck, I should have gone into advertising.

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 09:01 AM
HAhahaha yes you should have....those are excellent fucking ideas.

Suthernlady
05-03-2007, 09:13 AM
Ah you got my fuckin man mood hanging....well come on over to the fuckin office (lol @ the fuckin office) and let us make it pop up and out!

And fuck yes DM....ONLY fuckin men patients here....um do we have lots of fuckin vaseline in the medicine closet? Better check our stock...I just hung ....lol @ hung the open sign out....

Woooooooooooof we are gonna have a fuckin! good time now!

Suthernlady
05-03-2007, 09:25 AM
Um DM....you do realize you just volunteered for the fuckin POSITION of HEAD nurse don't you?

HAHAHAHA! I am laughing sooooooooooooooooo fuckin hard....oooooooooooooh fuck me!

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 09:26 AM
Hahahaha Ill get us stock in the fucking Vaseline.....gotta have A smooooth flow ya know.

I think Kenn could be our first client...Ill hang the "Im fucking do not disturb" sign on your office door....hahahahaha

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 09:27 AM
Um DM....you do realize you just volunteered for the fuckin POSITION of HEAD nurse don't you?

HAHAHAHA! I am laughing sooooooooooooooooo fuckin hard....oooooooooooooh fuck me!


Head Fucking Nurse....Hummmm in charge of my favorite thing?....HUmmmm no worries here..:sgrin:

Suthernlady
05-03-2007, 09:31 AM
Fuck yeah Kenn will be our first patient (after all he's fuckin King Perv as far as I am fuckin concerned....who else would save the world with a fuckin giant dildo....lol!

In his case as well as many others here....you do realize we are fuckin gonna have to have follow up visits....prepare the fuckin lube buckets....

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 09:39 AM
Hahaha oh but of fucking course....follow up visits are nessecary to be sure we get to the root of the fucking situation.

Cyn
05-03-2007, 10:11 AM
Nurse my fucking head hurts..

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 10:28 AM
well step over here and drop them drawers and well have a fucking lick..umm I mean look, hahaha

Suthernlady
05-03-2007, 11:40 AM
LMAO! Fuckin good one DM...I can see you are well suited for this fuckin position!

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 11:49 AM
Hahaha thank you very fucking much...*bowing* I do my best for the cause.

Suthernlady
05-03-2007, 12:05 PM
Not to change the subject....but I was in the post office a bit ago and came out to my car...when the guy parked one over from me was on his cell...and said..."I could give a flyin fuck"...

I have often wondered what the heck flyin fuck meant. If you could give a flyin fuck....what the fuck would that be?

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 12:13 PM
hahahaha I know...I have used that phrase also...but really have no fucking clue.

LongDuckDong
05-03-2007, 01:07 PM
Could it be fucking while on a trapese? That's just a guess though, 'cause i could give a flyin' fuck.

Oh yeah, How much wood, could a wood fuck fuck? If a wood fuck could fuck wood? (Just felt like typing that. Started with the "fuck buck" statement earlier.)

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 01:31 PM
What the fuck are talking about?!

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 01:37 PM
Hahah were talking about a flying fuck....ya know the expression...I dont give a flying fuck...

And Long duckdong gave us his take on it.....Fuck catch up man....hahahahah

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 01:45 PM
I'm too fucking tired to catch up. I'm taking my fucking marbles and going the fuck home.

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 01:55 PM
HAhahahah Ohh no now dont fucking do that...Ill be Nice....I promise...

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 01:57 PM
You'd fucking better. :icon196: LOL

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 01:59 PM
hahahha Scouts Fucking Honor...hahahahah

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 02:02 PM
Oh right, like you were ever a fucking scout. :D

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 02:30 PM
hahahaha Ok you fucking got me...I lied...hahahahaha

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 02:33 PM
fuckin-a. Nuts, I gotta go back to fucking work. I HATE working in the fucking CRAWLSPACE!!!:icon181: :icon181:

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 02:39 PM
Uck...thats where the Fucking spiders are....Try not to miss me too Fucking much...hahahaha

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 02:42 PM
Nah, I'll be too busy fucking around with fire, explosive gasses and molten fucking metal to miss anyone too much. :D

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 02:43 PM
hhahahhaha Ohhh fuck...Oh well I tried....

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 02:44 PM
:D :D Good fucking afternoon all. :D :D

NaughtyKenn
05-03-2007, 02:59 PM
Man you all are FUCKED!!!

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 05:53 PM
Hey fuckers, I'm baack!

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 05:57 PM
Welcome back....I see you made it out of the fucking crawl space....

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 05:58 PM
Just fucking barely. :D

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 06:08 PM
So, what the fuck beats a pair of bolt-cutters?

davesmistress
05-03-2007, 06:12 PM
Ummmm some fucking acid?

frozen_north
05-03-2007, 06:16 PM
Hmmmm...thank you

Dragola
05-04-2007, 05:32 AM
This is fucking popular

davesmistress
05-04-2007, 05:36 AM
HAhaha yes it is...funny how talking about the word fucking brings people out to have some fun.

Good fucking morning to all you Wonderful folks.....

NaughtyKenn
05-04-2007, 11:25 AM
In this post I will not say Fuck!!!

davesmistress
05-04-2007, 11:30 AM
hahahahhahahaha but you have to say a form of fuck...it is required....hahahah

Hello to you Kenn

NaughtyKenn
05-04-2007, 11:39 AM
A form of fuck huh? Intercourse, copulation, hide the salami, riding the meat pole, boinking, boofing, boffing, boning, bawling, banging, cramming, ramming, slamming, humping, pumping, the horizontal mambo... and the list goes on.

davesmistress
05-04-2007, 11:46 AM
Well fuckin A Batman, you are in a crazy mood today.....is it cold out your way?

It is so damn cold here my nipples are fucking hard...and thats not the way I like them to get hard....hahahahahahaha

NaughtyKenn
05-04-2007, 11:47 AM
Yes its fucking cold, so fucking cold that even my fucking nipples are fuckin A hard.

davesmistress
05-04-2007, 11:51 AM
hahahaha well that fucking sucks...I have sweats and slippers and the whole nine yards and still cold.

Dragola
05-04-2007, 12:11 PM
It aint that fucking cold here...quite warm actually

frozen_north
05-04-2007, 12:20 PM
It may not be fucking cold there, but it sure as fuck is here. :D

What exactly is the multiplier of fucking???

Dragola
05-04-2007, 12:20 PM
The fuck are you talking about multipliers for?

davesmistress
05-04-2007, 12:23 PM
Isnt fucking the multiple of fuck?....hahahaha is that waht your saying frozen?

NaughtyKenn
05-04-2007, 12:24 PM
fuckings, I think, fuck i don't know what the fuck you are fucking going on about.

frozen_north
05-04-2007, 12:26 PM
No, I mean, just how much more cold is it if it is fucking cold; as opposed to merely being cold?

davesmistress
05-04-2007, 12:29 PM
Hahahaha Ohhhhhh fucking cold is when your lips an nipples get hard and no sex involved...cold just needs a jacket...hahahahahaha

Dragola
05-04-2007, 12:32 PM
Well fuck...that seems pretty fucking cold

frozen_north
05-04-2007, 12:35 PM
DM, you are fucking awesome.

davesmistress
05-04-2007, 12:38 PM
Hahaha why thank you very fucking much....:)

frozen_north
05-04-2007, 12:41 PM
What can I say; I'm just a fucking dirty old man. :D

davesmistress
05-04-2007, 12:51 PM
hee hee well I like dirty ol men...and dirty young men...Hell fucking men in general...hee hee

frozen_north
05-04-2007, 12:53 PM
We are here to fucking serve.

Dragola
05-04-2007, 01:21 PM
I'd like to fuck DM...damn, she's such a tease!

frozen_north
05-04-2007, 01:24 PM
Fuckin-a right!

frozen_north
05-04-2007, 01:45 PM
Sigh, lunch is over, back to the motherfucking grindtone.

Suthernlady
05-05-2007, 04:39 PM
LOL....again I say y'all are sooooooo fucking funny!

Oh and have a fuckin A great day!

davesmistress
05-05-2007, 04:46 PM
We have such crazy fucking people around here....wonder where they all are today?

It's pretty fucking quiet.

zepper
05-05-2007, 04:53 PM
I'm fucking here!! Although not for long, gonna go watch the fucking fight. How are you doing tonight sexy lady?

frozen_north
05-05-2007, 04:57 PM
Hello fuckers; how the fuck are y'all?

davesmistress
05-05-2007, 04:57 PM
Watch the Fight?....now why would ya want to do a fucking thing like that?

I am quite fine and dandy...Thank you

davesmistress
05-05-2007, 04:58 PM
frozen_north dahling.......I am great how the fuck are you?

zepper
05-05-2007, 05:04 PM
Well, cause it should be a fucking good fight. Hey davesmistress, you should change your name to "zeppersfuckingmistress" :pant

frozen_north
05-05-2007, 05:04 PM
I'm ok dahling, still banging my fucking head. Trying to open up my creative juices.

zepper
05-05-2007, 05:07 PM
I fucking know what you mean, frozennorth. I want to finish my story on Joanna but so much work and too much on my mind fucking interferes with that, dope!! FuCKING WORK!!!!

frozen_north
05-05-2007, 05:11 PM
It's fucking maddening. This story is too important to me to simply leave it, and I know that if I set it aside and work on something else for awhile I'll never pick it back up again.

davesmistress
05-05-2007, 05:35 PM
But if ya keep banging your fucking head on the table, your eyes will get all warbly...then you cant write for sure...

frozen_north
05-05-2007, 05:39 PM
lol, it hurts too fucking much to continue for now. :)

davesmistress
05-05-2007, 05:43 PM
hahahahah see what I fucking mean...gonna have a big goose egg.....:)

frozen_north
05-05-2007, 05:47 PM
Well, maybe the fucking story is hiding in the goose egg... :)

frozen_north
05-05-2007, 05:49 PM
with apologies to Queen

I'm going fucking mad
I'm going fucking mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened
It finally happened
I'm fucking mad...

davesmistress
05-05-2007, 06:02 PM
hahahahaha you are fucking crazy....hahahahaha

Dragola
05-06-2007, 03:43 AM
There's nobody fucking on!

frozen_north
05-06-2007, 02:54 PM
No, there fucking isn't! You gotta fucking problem with that?! :P :)

davesmistress
05-06-2007, 03:52 PM
Its Sunday...its usually pretty slow around here on Sunday....so what the fuck are yall bitching about?

frozen_north
05-06-2007, 04:13 PM
not a fucking clue. Hey DM, how the fuck are ya?

davesmistress
05-06-2007, 04:18 PM
I am fanfuckingtastic.....hahahaha how are you frozen?

frozen_north
05-06-2007, 04:24 PM
Not fucking bad. Just came to the library to surf a bit.

zepper
05-06-2007, 07:57 PM
where the fuck did everybody go?! I'm all alone in this fucking place.

davesmistress
05-06-2007, 08:07 PM
Hahahahaha na ah...I'm fucking here also....so who won the fight?

zepper
05-06-2007, 08:10 PM
hey zeppersmistress (heehee), fucking mayweather won. How the fuck you doing tonight?

davesmistress
05-06-2007, 08:13 PM
Im fine....wasnt that fucker Lahoya like a favorite to win?

zepper
05-06-2007, 08:18 PM
Nah, that fucker Del La Hoya was the underdog, but he put up a good fucking fight. It was a good fight, but I missed ya fuckers last night. Woke up with a big fucking hangover :pcheers1:

davesmistress
05-06-2007, 08:22 PM
Hahahah well thats what fucking happens when you drink....Well Im glad it was a good fight...

zepper
05-06-2007, 08:29 PM
Yeah, me too. Yeah, for the millionth time, no more drinking for me (yah right). Fucking long day. I'm so fucking sad, my story hasn't been posted to the main site yet lol. Oh well, I'm a fucking patient guy, and I gotta start working on part 2 soon. Do you have any fucking stories on there?

davesmistress
05-06-2007, 08:35 PM
Ummm not that I wrote personally...I am not a writer...I am just a reader of great fucking stories.

I think there may be something in stories from the net that I found and posted.

The new Stories should be getting updated...thedeep is the one that posts them over there and he has been out for personal reasons...but hes back so hang tight...just depends on how many are before you.

zepper
05-06-2007, 08:59 PM
Very fucking cool, to read stories like this and getting fucking horny lol.
Yeah like I said, I'm patient, just excited really and can hardly wait lol. Fucking nice night her in El Paso fucking Texas.

badlybent
05-06-2007, 09:56 PM
I can't believe that this fucking thread is up to six fucking pages. Boy we sure are a bunch of fucking intellectuals around here now aren't we? How fucked up is that? Hahaha.

davesmistress
05-07-2007, 05:49 AM
hHahahha I think it is fucking great.....the one place you can say fuck and not really have it seem out of place.

Good morning to our Horny fucking clan.....

Suthernlady
05-07-2007, 05:52 AM
So guess we can all admit that we are ALL fucked up in more ways than one?

Good fuckin morning btw....and welcum back Bent, my dear....

Zee Gal
05-07-2007, 12:22 PM
I HAd really Fucked-up weekend!

I Really need a few friends to give me a damn good fucking!

Suthernlady, I put you in charge of gathering up the Fucking team!

frozen_north
05-07-2007, 01:07 PM
I'm right fucking here Zee Gal. And I'm long enough to reach you even clear the fuck down there. :)

zepper
05-07-2007, 05:08 PM
AAaa fuck, oh well I'll go ahead and take sloppy fucking seconds!!

Zee Gal
05-07-2007, 05:51 PM
Zepper,

If you're fast enough, you might be lucky to be the first! LOL!

Kisses,

Steph

frozen_north
05-07-2007, 05:53 PM
Aw fuck it, with an offer like that, I shall be chivalrous and stand aside to let the man through. :)

zepper
05-07-2007, 06:07 PM
Aww dude, you are too fucking cool!! I wish I could be a better man and turn down your offer but I'm too fucking horny lol!!!! :penis

frozen_north
05-07-2007, 06:37 PM
How the fuck are you Zepper?

zepper
05-07-2007, 06:45 PM
I'm doing awesome frozen_north, how the fuck you doing?

davesmistress
05-07-2007, 07:52 PM
Welcome the fuck back everybody...hope your having a Great fucking night.

zepper
05-07-2007, 07:54 PM
It's gotten alot fucking better now that you are here ;)

davesmistress
05-07-2007, 08:23 PM
Hahaha Thanks...I am glad I could make it more fucking interesting....hahahahaha

zepper
05-07-2007, 08:27 PM
Well of course my fucking lady, you are awesome!!!

davesmistress
05-07-2007, 08:30 PM
Thanks zepper....that is very fucking cool indeed....*blushing*

zepper
05-07-2007, 08:36 PM
There is nothing more beautiful than a blushing lady,,,,, that fucking turns me on, heehee!

Zee Gal
05-07-2007, 09:23 PM
Is it me???

Or is it getting fucking warm in here???

zepper
05-07-2007, 09:26 PM
Oohhh, now with you and Davesmistress, its getting fucking hot in here, so take off all your clothes, lol!!!

badlybent
05-07-2007, 09:33 PM
OK I'll join the fucking team too. That makes a foursome, I think. Should be great fun. You up for it Steph?

zepper
05-07-2007, 09:36 PM
I'm pretty fucking sure she can handle all of us, lol. Actually I think she is fucking looking forward to it!!

Zee Gal
05-08-2007, 10:43 AM
Now I'm Fucking BURNING HOT!!!!

What the Fuck are you boys and girls doing to me???

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 12:44 PM
Hey fuckers!!! I'm baaack!!

Suthernlady
05-08-2007, 04:21 PM
What a fuckin lovely day it is!

zepper
05-08-2007, 04:46 PM
It's a lovely fucking day here too, but last night it was getting fucking hotttt in here lol.

Zee Gal
05-08-2007, 04:55 PM
Can we get Fucking crazy here???

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 05:00 PM
It's fucking raining here.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a dungeon; it was dark and wet. there were rats. Rats'll make you crazy. I was crazy once. They put me in a dungeon...

zepper
05-08-2007, 05:03 PM
Lol, fucking frozen_north. I wanna get fucking crazy with all the fucking crazy ladies here!!

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 05:05 PM
Only if your wife doesn't hear about it and fuck you up first... :)

Zee Gal
05-08-2007, 05:10 PM
How about we just Fuck each other and not Fuck Up each other???

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 05:14 PM
Fuck yeah! I'm all for that. He isn't your husband is he? :)

zepper
05-08-2007, 05:16 PM
Wife?! When did I get a fucking wife?! I'm not Zee Gal's husband, but I'm working on being her lover, for tonight anyway, heeheh

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 05:18 PM
What the fuck can I say, that's just the way the conversation went.

Zee Gal
05-08-2007, 05:18 PM
Zepper is definitely not my Fucking Hubby!!! But I could always use another good fucker to keep me going! LOL!

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 05:19 PM
Well then, fuck it. Let's fuck. :)

Zee Gal
05-08-2007, 05:21 PM
Well Fucking said!

See Ya tomorrow boys! Gotta go!

Kisses,

Steph

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 05:22 PM
nucking futz!!!!!!!!!

zepper
05-08-2007, 05:23 PM
Well fuckin ay, you didn't have to say it like that, lol. See frozen_north, you got me in fucking trouble lol.

Zee Gal
05-08-2007, 05:23 PM
Alright boys, I outta here and going to get Fucked but good!

See Ya Later!

Kisses,

Steph

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 05:24 PM
Good night Zee. Have a fucking awesome night.

SirSexAlot256
05-08-2007, 05:35 PM
Well isn't that a fucking coincidence.

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 05:39 PM
Wtf??

SirSexAlot256
05-08-2007, 05:48 PM
Fuck if I know. I just felt like using that sentence. hahaha

frozen_north
05-08-2007, 05:53 PM
O.k., that fucking works I guess.

badlybent
05-08-2007, 07:21 PM
Alright you fucker's, the fucking contest department has all kinds of fucking new stuff up, check it the fuck out.

davesmistress
05-08-2007, 07:28 PM
Good Fucking Evening yall....Hope you all had a great day.

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 08:46 AM
It's a brand new Fucking Day everybody!

Come out and Fucking play!

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 09:07 AM
Aww! Fucking Come On! Where the Fuck are you all???

tanbuns
05-09-2007, 10:23 AM
Ahh my favorite fucking word: Fuck

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 11:31 AM
Hey TanBuns!

Ever notice how nice my top goes with your bottom???
Really Fucking Nice!!!

Kisses,

Steph

Dragola
05-09-2007, 12:09 PM
I'd fucking love your top and bottom

NaughtyKenn
05-09-2007, 12:28 PM
Well FUCk me, look what the fucking cat drug in, or is that the fucking pussy in this case?

SirSexAlot256
05-09-2007, 12:33 PM
Aren't fuck buddies the best?

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 12:58 PM
Well fuck me running with a pogo stick...

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 01:21 PM
That presents a weird fucking mental image frozen!

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 01:22 PM
Why thank you. Fucking happy to oblige. :)

davesmistress
05-09-2007, 01:26 PM
And how exactly would one Fuck while running...I love that expression and can almost picture it...I guess shed be in the lap facing the guy?

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 01:28 PM
I don't know. It's just one of those commonly used euphemisms, like: Fuck a duck Chuck.

zepper
05-09-2007, 01:33 PM
What the fuck is going on here!?

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 01:37 PM
Just some fucking playing around. :)
I'm gonna go get something to fucking eat. back in a few minutes fuckers. :)

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 01:39 PM
Don't fucking forget to bring something back for everyone to enjoy too!

zepper
05-09-2007, 01:42 PM
I've got something that you would fucking enjoy right now!! lol

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 01:43 PM
Don't fucking hold out!

Fucking tell!!!

Dragola
05-09-2007, 01:46 PM
This is fucking insane!

zepper
05-09-2007, 01:48 PM
Just for you Zee Gal, I've got big fucking, round,,,,M&M's lol

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 01:52 PM
Aw! I'm fucking disappointed! even if they are the Fucking Green M & M's

Don't fucking tease me! Tell me what you really fucking have!

zepper
05-09-2007, 01:54 PM
Ummm what the fuck more do you want?! Mmmm I got a fucking hot dog too!!

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 01:57 PM
Zepper,

I'm a fucking horney, hungry gal! I want the fucking cake and eat it too! LOL!

Kisses,

Steph

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 02:01 PM
He's got some fucking stick buns...

zepper
05-09-2007, 02:01 PM
Heeehee well then, Steph, mabey my fucking juicy jumbo hot dog can satisfy both your hunger and horniness lol, gotta go for a while, but I'll be back you fucking hungry horny girl lol.

Dragola
05-09-2007, 02:43 PM
I want in the fucking too!

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 02:50 PM
I can fucking handle two at the same time but I'm sure I could share with some of our fucking friends like TanBuns, Mistress, Suthernlady, and others too!

Let's just make it a fucking party!

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 02:59 PM
:) Can you handle 3??

Well, I gotta go the fuck back to work, I've just taken a 3 hour lunch...

zepper
05-09-2007, 04:33 PM
Well I'm greedy, I want more than just 1, lets get some fucking going on!!!!

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 04:38 PM
Sometimes 1 Fuck is more than enough!

frozen_north
05-09-2007, 04:39 PM
Hi Zee, what the fuck is going on?

zepper
05-09-2007, 04:49 PM
Aww come on Steph, even 1 great fuck is never enough, me thinks lol.

Hey Frozen_North, what the fuck is up?!

Zee Gal
05-09-2007, 05:02 PM
Hey Frozen! You didn't get in trouble for the fucking 3-hour lunch I hope!

Zepper, sometimes you just want to keep fucking the 1 person for a long time! That way, you can keep on fucking both your brains out!

zepper
05-09-2007, 05:06 PM
Well fuck ya Steph, thats what I meant, 1 lady in an alllll nighter, thats the best. Some of my fucking best long weekends involved never leaving the hotel room, lol.