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John_Doe
03-03-2011, 09:02 AM
Someone told me this funny joke, had me ROFLAO.

A cat is sat by the side of the river when a 6 inch sausage floats past. The cat dips it's paw in to catch it but misses.

Tne minutes later, a 7 inch sausage floats past. The cat dips it's whole leg in to catch it but misses.

Ten minutes later, a 10 inch sausage floats past so the cat throws itself in, catches it and eats it.

Moral of the story? ..... The bigger the sausage... The wetter the pussy!

April
03-03-2011, 02:22 PM
hahaha... Thanks for the giggle ;)

jessy19
03-03-2011, 02:36 PM
LOl great joke!

niteowluk2003
03-03-2011, 03:22 PM
A female dwarf meets and marries a male dwarf at the circus where they work. Nature being what it is they eventually find she becomes pregnant and she excitedly tells her husband the news. "Why that's great, love we must tell our best friend the ring master!" he declares

So they tell the ring master and he is just as delighted; "What wonderful news, forty years I have worked in circus's and never have i ever heard pf two dwarf's getting together and having a baby, do you want a boy or a girl?"

the male dwarf says, "I don't care as long as it fits in the cannon!"......

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Did you hear about the seven foot giant who fell in love with a three foot woman? apparently he was nuts over her!

Brigit Astar
03-04-2011, 02:02 PM
a chuckle--or two- keeps the doctor...never mind

niteowluk2003
03-05-2011, 03:10 AM
A friend of mine went to answer his front door the other day when standing there was a six foot tall cockroach. before any words were spoken the cockroach immediately produced a baseball bat and began hitting my friend. after some ten minutes of battering him senseless the cockroach turned round and left.

Later my friend was explaining what had happened to the medical staff at the hospital and the registrar simply turned round and said, "Yes there is a nasty bug going round!" hahahaha

Brigit Astar
03-05-2011, 05:16 PM
some cockroach

beachdude832000
03-05-2011, 05:17 PM
was waiting on that 12" to float by :O

frankjohnmoore
03-06-2011, 01:01 AM
great jokes,,,,,,,,thanks

ps3gamer
03-10-2011, 11:24 AM
Lol :)

ehwatup
03-22-2011, 05:22 PM
lol pretty good

etbet
06-07-2011, 02:15 PM
hahaha

sbumpire4
07-17-2011, 06:37 AM
good ones

darkenergy134
07-28-2011, 01:03 AM
Laughed really hard at the first one.

SOF_Jackie
08-05-2011, 10:05 PM
hahahahaha

xxxfetishlover
03-22-2012, 04:17 PM
lol nice joke

bananajoe
04-14-2012, 04:29 PM
=)=)=)

justinInaam
04-04-2013, 02:56 AM
hahahahaha