RevWrathline
06-03-2012, 05:38 PM
OK, this may be a little long but here goes, best one i got.
A penguin is having trouble with his car. Not being very knowledgable about auto repair. He takes his car to a mechanic. The mechanic informs the penguin, that he is real busy right now, but if he could leave his car and comes back in an hour or so. By then the mechanic will have had time to take a look at the car and be able to tell him what the trouble is. The penguin agrees and goes across the street to the 7-11 to get some vanilla ice cream. (You know penguins, they just fucking love vanilla ice cream.) But being a penguin, the poor bastard doesent have any hands to eat the ice cream and so the penguin gets vanilla ice cream all over his face and beak. A little embarased now, the penguin is standing around in front of 7-11, feeling REAL stupid with the ice cream all over his face. The hour passes and so the penguin returns to the mechanic to find out what is wrong with his car. The mechanic says " Well, it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin quickly replies " No,its just a little ice cream."
well what ya think?:yelrotflmao:
A penguin is having trouble with his car. Not being very knowledgable about auto repair. He takes his car to a mechanic. The mechanic informs the penguin, that he is real busy right now, but if he could leave his car and comes back in an hour or so. By then the mechanic will have had time to take a look at the car and be able to tell him what the trouble is. The penguin agrees and goes across the street to the 7-11 to get some vanilla ice cream. (You know penguins, they just fucking love vanilla ice cream.) But being a penguin, the poor bastard doesent have any hands to eat the ice cream and so the penguin gets vanilla ice cream all over his face and beak. A little embarased now, the penguin is standing around in front of 7-11, feeling REAL stupid with the ice cream all over his face. The hour passes and so the penguin returns to the mechanic to find out what is wrong with his car. The mechanic says " Well, it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin quickly replies " No,its just a little ice cream."
well what ya think?:yelrotflmao: