Alien's Ripley Jokes

[drlauren]

How do you know you're fucking Ripley?

C'MON, MOTHERFUCKER, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

What way does Bishop swing?

A little here, a little there till he cums apart in two pieces on the deck.

What does Hudson like in sex?

S&M. "I got APCs, smart bombs, nukes, eletronic ball busters, knives, sharp sticks..."
"My own express elevator to hell. Going down!"

[Marlene38EE]

Never heard those before, LUV them!! thmb
...have an image of Ripley in No-Nonsense Badass Military-Dominatrix outfit with an Alien grovelling at her feet and licking boots, the caption; 'No teeth bitch."

[boatman123]

don't know