Another golf joke...

[flortnip1]

A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.
As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you see the sign? It says, 'Private property - Keep Out!'"
The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I have it, please?"
The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."
The golfer looks at the man and says, "I understand."
He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball, then walks back and throws it into the yard.
The man says, "What is that for?"
The golfer replies, "Well sir, I believe every dick should have two balls."

[niteowluk2003]

Funny....

Have you heard the one....

a little old lady was walking down the road, passed a sports shop just as one male member of staff was rearraging the display in the window.

She taps on the glass and points to a bag of golf balls hanging in the left corner and asks "What are those?"

Golf balls the shop assistant replies.

Two hours later the same old lady is passing the same shop as the assistant is finishing his window dressing and as always there is a symetry about the display so she knocks on the glass; points to the right side of the display and says; "See you shot another golf then!"

[frankjohnmoore]

very good

[Brigit Astar]

very funny

[flortnip1]

Funny....

Have you heard the one....



Another good one. Thanks!