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crzy67
09-12-2012, 03:15 PM
What are some words that you never want to hear in prison?

kmere44549
09-12-2012, 05:52 PM
Hum that a good one. I say strip search time.

furhunter
09-13-2012, 12:55 AM
Bend over and pick up my soap!

kmere44549
09-13-2012, 05:40 AM
Yea - I was going with that off the bat but figured I try something else. How about - Riot.

crzy67
09-13-2012, 09:50 PM
"come and get it!!"

jessy19
09-13-2012, 10:00 PM
"spread em"

crzy67
09-13-2012, 10:27 PM
"The virgin is mine!"

kmere44549
09-14-2012, 09:51 AM
hum- your going to be bunking with the hulk.

crzy67
09-14-2012, 10:40 PM
"It's big bubba time!"

kaidman
09-14-2012, 10:45 PM
we got some good news and some bad news about your shower arrangements

crzy67
09-14-2012, 10:56 PM
"Here, put this dress on."

kmere44549
09-15-2012, 09:01 AM
Good News the Conjugal visit you have is on, bad news she running late with the other Conjugal visit she had going.

crzy67
09-15-2012, 11:15 AM
"You got a pretty mouth."

kmere44549
09-15-2012, 05:07 PM
we are having baked beans for lunch and dinner

PaPa_Wolf
09-15-2012, 06:03 PM
You are getting a new cell mate. Big Richard.

jessy19
09-15-2012, 06:10 PM
Meet Nasty Nate

kmere44549
09-15-2012, 06:24 PM
we are out of toilet paper

Amasterfound
09-15-2012, 10:23 PM
suck my dick

kmere44549
09-15-2012, 10:28 PM
your appeal has been denied

jessy19
09-15-2012, 10:29 PM
Who's going to be my bitch?

Amasterfound
09-15-2012, 10:32 PM
ahhhh fresh meat

kmere44549
09-15-2012, 10:37 PM
today movie is the cool hand luke

mmintz
09-15-2012, 10:48 PM
Mmmm check out the ass on that one!

kmere44549
09-15-2012, 10:54 PM
30 days solitary confinement

rollingrocker
09-16-2012, 12:47 AM
Toss my salad bitch!

w0wsarge
09-16-2012, 12:14 PM
Was that as good for you as it was for me?

Barek
09-16-2012, 01:00 PM
The warden called. He said, "Nope." BzzzZZZT.

kmere44549
09-16-2012, 02:06 PM
ha- barek that a good one can't imagine it being overlooked til now.

lockdown

hunter77
09-16-2012, 03:06 PM
sorry I'm out of vaseline

kmere44549
09-17-2012, 06:39 AM
big bubba say's i got the top bunk.

groomleader
09-17-2012, 10:35 PM
Tonight, in your honor, we're having a sock party.

lookinforward
09-18-2012, 07:56 AM
Shank that bitch

kmere44549
09-18-2012, 04:58 PM
fight fight fight

hitthewall
09-19-2012, 02:34 AM
we gonig to be real good friends tonight.

kmere44549
09-19-2012, 01:52 PM
lights out

TerryTens
09-25-2012, 06:31 PM
You can watch TV, but only Little House on the Prairie reruns on VHS.

kmere44549
09-25-2012, 06:38 PM
your on toilet duty bring your toothbrush

Jewels
09-29-2012, 06:28 PM
Lets see if you can overdose on cum.

lexicarlon
12-13-2012, 12:05 AM
time for ur tube steak suprize

Doctorr Phibes
11-21-2013, 07:34 PM
"Here comes the bride"

groomleader
11-03-2014, 12:11 PM
"You've never sucked cock? Well, you're gonna learn how, right now."

myrasimmons45
11-06-2014, 10:27 AM
How does it feel, knowing you are going to be the pens young girl sex toy? We won't let your tiny cock get in the way. Now, bend over, spread and open your mouth wide, you're life as a cum collector starts now!

Bridgit Astar
01-10-2019, 10:02 AM
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

Barek
01-25-2019, 10:17 PM
Um, excuse me, could you pick up my soap for me. Thanks...

Bridgit Astar
02-16-2019, 09:24 AM
You sure have a pretty mouth

Bridgit Astar
05-14-2019, 02:55 PM
My name's Butch, honey.