Yuletide humour from songs

[niteowluk2003]

I can not recall the song name this first one is from but its good.

I'm only a poor little fairy;
Stuck on the top of this tree;
they switched on my lights;
and bang went my tights;
and my legs fell off; 1,2,3.

A chocolate soldier called nigel;
He didn't like fairies he said;
Well I know it sounds daft;
Well I had the last laugh;
When somebody bit offf his head.

Oh we are the gnomes and the goblins;
Who come down from greenland each year;
We sit on the shelf;
and beat up the elves
and all have a Happy New Year

[niteowluk2003]

This one is to the tune of the smurfs.

Now no one would listen to the smurfs in prison;
so they climbed over the wall;
A policeman saw them;
he chased and caught them;
and this is what he asked them all.

Do do do (Chorus)

Where are you all coming from?
We're from dartmoor on the run;
How did you work out your route?
We followed the arrows on our suit;
What were you in Dartmoor for?
We borrowed the safe from the bank next door:
Why do you all talk this way?
Cos we're from Camden ain't we aye>