flortnip1
12-27-2012, 07:54 PM
A man is hiking down a country road when he happens on a farmhouse with a three legged pig laying in a dog bed on the porch. Seeing the farmer nearby, the man is overcome by curiosity and he asks...
Excuse me, but what is the story with this pig?
That pig? Says the farmer. He thinks he's a watchdog or something. When a bully tried to beat up my son, that pig came charging over and head butted him. Knocked the bully down and wouldn't let him anywhere near my boy.
Wow, that's amazing!
Yep, says the farmer, and what's more, just last month the barn caught on fire and that pig ran up to me squealing and just wouldn't let up until I followed him and found the fire. We would have lost the whole barn and all the animals if it wasn't for him!
The man can't believe the story... Incredible! What happened to his leg?
The farmer says...
Well, you got a pig as special as that, you don't eat him all at once!
Excuse me, but what is the story with this pig?
That pig? Says the farmer. He thinks he's a watchdog or something. When a bully tried to beat up my son, that pig came charging over and head butted him. Knocked the bully down and wouldn't let him anywhere near my boy.
Wow, that's amazing!
Yep, says the farmer, and what's more, just last month the barn caught on fire and that pig ran up to me squealing and just wouldn't let up until I followed him and found the fire. We would have lost the whole barn and all the animals if it wasn't for him!
The man can't believe the story... Incredible! What happened to his leg?
The farmer says...
Well, you got a pig as special as that, you don't eat him all at once!