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jreezy33
04-26-2013, 08:14 PM
I saw this on the internet a few days ago (called The Fap Game), and I thought it was hilarious. It was definitely guy-centric, but I've tried to make it more accessible to the ladies. I've modified some of the achievements, deleted others, and added others still.

Here are the rules: Each achievement is worth 1 point, unless otherwise noted. Create a list of all achievements you've completed, then post that list plus your point total. We'll call this a "lifetime achievement" game, so you don't have to start over from now. Here's the list:

Location
On an airplane.
In someone else's house.
In someone else's shower.
In a public restroom.
In a field/woods/forest.
In an elevator.
While at work.
While at school.
In a pool/spa.
In a busy public place.
In a movie theatre/music concert.
In class.
Inside a changing room of a clothing store.
In the shower.
In a hospital.

Person
To a pregnant chick.
To a dead person.
To a classmate/coworker.
To Rule #34 of something otherwise innocent.
To beastiality.
To someone you can see (i.e., voyeruristic - they can't see you).
In bed next to your significant other.
Cum onto significant other's face.
To a porn magazine.
To only your imagination.
To an anchorman/woman.
Cum to a face pic of someone.
To a family member (not parents or sibling).
To your mom.
To your dad.
To a woman.
To a man.
To furry sex.
To a picture of your crush.

Situation
While angry.
While sad.
While fingering your asshole.
Through your pants.
With both hands.
While driving your car.
While a passenger in a car.
Three times in a row.
Immediately after you wake up.
Hard/fast enough to create a friction-type burn.
With a fruit or vegetable.
Without any lube.
While drunk.
Cum all over the floor.
Cum into your sheets and sleep in them.
To an inantimate object (something decidedly non-sexual, like a car or house).
With headphones on, listening to music.
While stoned/high.
Cum without touching yourself.
Successfully finish while someone else is in the house, with the door open.
Cum in less than 90 seconds.
Twice in 30 minutes.
While using a condom.
With someone else in the room, remaining inconspicuous.
To porn on your phone.

Extra Credit
+2 For more than 60 minutes without cumming.
+5 For more than 2 hours without cumming.
+10 For more than 5 hours without cumming.
+5 Go 30 days without.
+5 Once a day for six months.
+10 More than 10 times in a day.
+5 Cum in your underwear/pants and wear them like nothing happened.
+5 Shoot into a cup/jar three feet away.
+10 Shoot into your own mouth and swallow.
+5 Edge routinely for two weeks without cumming. Then release your saved up load.

I'll go first and post my points and list shortly. Happy fapping!

jreezy33
04-26-2013, 08:15 PM
51 points.

In someone else's house.
In someone else's shower.
In a public restroom.
In a field/woods/forest.
While at work.
While at school.
In a pool/spa.
In the shower.
To a pregnant chick.
To a dead person.
To a classmate/coworker.
To Rule #34 of something otherwise innocent.
To someone you can see (i.e., voyeruristic - they can't see you).
In bed next to your significant other.
To a porn magazine.
To only your imagination.
To an anchorman/woman.
Cum to a face pic of someone.
To a family member (not parents or sibling).
To a woman.
To a picture of your crush.
While angry.
While sad.
With both hands.
While a passenger in a car.
Immediately after you wake up.
Without any lube.
While drunk.
Cum all over the floor.
With headphones on, listening to music.
Cum in less than 90 seconds.
Twice in 30 minutes.
While using a condom.
To porn on your phone.
+2 For more than 60 minutes without cumming.
+5 For more than 2 hours without cumming.
+5 Go 30 days without.
+5 Once a day for six months.

nineincher
04-27-2013, 07:34 AM
50 points, thank goodness for the extra credit, lol.

On airplane
In someone else's house
In public restroom (multiple times, actually, tho only once at the urinal)
In forest
At school
In class
In changing room of clothing store (I looked really sexy in it, didn't see any cameras, so I went for it)
In the shower
To a family member
To a woman
While angry
While sad
While fingering my ass
Through my pants
With both hands
While driving
While a passenger in a car, albeit in the back, covered up, at night (I was 15 and we were on a road trip.)
Immediately when I woke up
Without any lube
While drunk
Come all over the floor
With headphones on, listening to music
While high
Cum without touching yourself
Cum in less than 90 seconds
While using a condom
To porn on my phone
+2 for more than 60 minutes without cumming
+5 once a day for six months
+10 10 times in one day
+5 cum in your pants and wear them like nothing happened

funsized
04-27-2013, 11:33 AM
In someone else's house.
In someone else's shower.
In a public restroom.
In a field/woods/forest.
While at work.
In a pool/spa.
In a busy public place.
In a movie theatre/music concert.
Inside a changing room of a clothing store.
In the shower.


To a classmate/coworker.
In bed next to your significant other.
To only your imagination.
Cum to a face pic of someone.
To a woman.
To a man.
To a picture of your crush.

While angry.
Through your pants.
With both hands.
While driving your car.
While a passenger in a car.
Immediately after you wake up.
With a fruit or vegetable.
Without any lube.
While drunk.
Cum into your sheets and sleep in them.
While stoned/high.
Successfully finish while someone else is in the house, with the door open.
Cum in less than 90 seconds.
Twice in 30 minutes.
With someone else in the room, remaining inconspicuous.

+5 Cum in your underwear/pants and wear them like nothing happened.



hmmm 37 now I don't know is that a good or bad score?

Njthunder17
05-04-2013, 06:55 AM
58

Location
In someone else's house.
In a public restroom.
In a field/woods/forest.
In the shower.


Person
To a pregnant chick.
To a classmate/coworker.
In bed next to your significant other.
Cum onto significant other's face.
To only your imagination.
Cum to a face pic of someone.
To a woman.
To a man.


Situation
While sad.
While fingering your asshole.
With both hands.
While driving your car.
Immediately after you wake up.
Without any lube.
While drunk.
Cum all over the floor.
With headphones on, listening to music.
Successfully finish while someone else is in the house, with the door open.
Cum in less than 90 seconds..
While using a condom.
With someone else in the room, remaining inconspicuous.
To porn on your phone.

Extra Credit
+2 For more than 60 minutes without cumming.
+5 For more than 2 hours without cumming.
+10 For more than 5 hours without cumming.
+5 Once a day for six months.
+10 Shoot into your own mouth and swallow.