1 liners

[vorgankk]

Figured I'd start a thread for 1 liners and other quick jokes that arent really worth posting as seperate threads. I'll start:

If a pimp owned a bakery, would the cookies be hoe made..?

[vorgankk]

If a deaf child uses sign language to say a dirty word, do his parents wash his hands with soap?

[vorgankk]

Edna who had been married to her husband for 20 years turned on the news to find that a crazy person was driving the wrong way on I-509 and causing quite a lot of chaos. Fearing for her husband Bill's safety, she calls to warn him. After receiving the news, Bill replies "One?!? There must be hundreds of them out here!"

[vorgankk]

A pedophile, a child mollester and a Catholic priest walked into a bar... And that was just the first guy! ROFL!

[vorgankk]

Two lesbiens and two faggots were in a cross country motor car race - who won?

The lesbiens... They were doing 69 while the faggots were still at home packing their shit =)

[Brigit Astar]

hehe--funny