Chuck Norris-isms

[vorgankk]

Chuck Norris once shot down an airplane just by cocking his thumb, pointing his index finger and yelling "BANG!" really loud.

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Chuck Norris built the log cabin he was born in.

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Chuck Norris never has to cut his grass... He just stands on his front porch every morning, arms folded, and dares it to grow.

[Brigit Astar]

hahahaha--these jokes are really funny. You better hope Big Chuck doesn't read them.

[vorgankk]

It'd be awesome if he did! Lol

[groomleader]

After that bizarre diatribe him and that wide of his posted to Youtube before the election, I'd laugh at anything about him!

[vorgankk]

Chuck Norris put Humpty Dumpty back together... Chuck then smashed him again for not saying thanks.

[Brigit Astar]

hahaha. I really think Big Chuck would get a kick out of them.