vorgankk
07-14-2013, 08:19 AM
An older couple went to the fertility clinic after entertaining the idea of having more children for several months. A series of tests were done, and it was determined that they were both still fertile. The doctor made them a follow up appointment during which he explained the risks, had them sign a few forms then handed the couple a specimen cup and directed them to a room down the hall for privacy.
After about 45 minutes the couple, clearly exhausted, approached the doctor with an empty cup.
"Is everything alright? What happened?" The doctor asked.
"Well, I tried with my right hand at first, and when that didn't work I tried with my left. My hands eventually got tired, so I let my wife try." The older man replied.
His wife then chimed in, "Yes, it was quite a struggle. I tried with one hand, then with both. I tried with my teeth in, then took my teeth out. I had him hold the bottom while I worked the top... And would you believe it, we could not get that dang blasted lid off the specimen cup?"
After about 45 minutes the couple, clearly exhausted, approached the doctor with an empty cup.
"Is everything alright? What happened?" The doctor asked.
"Well, I tried with my right hand at first, and when that didn't work I tried with my left. My hands eventually got tired, so I let my wife try." The older man replied.
His wife then chimed in, "Yes, it was quite a struggle. I tried with one hand, then with both. I tried with my teeth in, then took my teeth out. I had him hold the bottom while I worked the top... And would you believe it, we could not get that dang blasted lid off the specimen cup?"