flortnip1
11-03-2013, 06:03 PM
New guy moves to town, looks for a golf game.
On the job, a workmate mentions a regular member of his foursome has been transferred, and the new guy is invited to join them Saturday, tee time 9:00. Our hero agrees, but admits, "I might be 15 minutes late."
That's no problem, say his new golf buddies.
They play and our hero arrived on time and finished up 2 under par, with a hole in one.
Next week he's invited to play again and he accepts, but again says he might be 15 minutes late.
The happy group tees off on time, and our hero again plays quite well, finishes up 4 under. At the 19th hole, one of the foursome observes that the newcomer played left handed today, but played right handed last week.
"what's up with that, amigo?"
Our hero blushes slightly and admits that he lets his wife decide whether he plays right handed or southpaw.
When queried further, he says "Well, if my wife is sleeping on her left side, I play left handed, if she's sleeping on her right side, I play right handed."
"well, what if she's sleeping on her back?" asks one of the four
Our hero replies
"then I'll be fifteen minutes late...."
On the job, a workmate mentions a regular member of his foursome has been transferred, and the new guy is invited to join them Saturday, tee time 9:00. Our hero agrees, but admits, "I might be 15 minutes late."
That's no problem, say his new golf buddies.
They play and our hero arrived on time and finished up 2 under par, with a hole in one.
Next week he's invited to play again and he accepts, but again says he might be 15 minutes late.
The happy group tees off on time, and our hero again plays quite well, finishes up 4 under. At the 19th hole, one of the foursome observes that the newcomer played left handed today, but played right handed last week.
"what's up with that, amigo?"
Our hero blushes slightly and admits that he lets his wife decide whether he plays right handed or southpaw.
When queried further, he says "Well, if my wife is sleeping on her left side, I play left handed, if she's sleeping on her right side, I play right handed."
"well, what if she's sleeping on her back?" asks one of the four
Our hero replies
"then I'll be fifteen minutes late...."