fomostuff
08-13-2014, 08:14 AM
A golfer is in a competitive match with a
friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,"
the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside
him and whispers, "Would you be willing
to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer
will be meaningless, the golfer also
feels that maybe this is a good omen,
so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to
himself again, "Gee, I sure would
like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again
and whispers, "Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies,"Okay."
And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer
needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything,
the stranger quickly moves to his side
and says, "Would winning this match
be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies,and he makes
the eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the
club house,the stranger walks alongside him and says,
"I haven't really been fair with you because
you don't know who I am. I'm Satan, & from
this day forward you will
have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies,
"I'm Father O'Malley."
friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,"
the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside
him and whispers, "Would you be willing
to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer
will be meaningless, the golfer also
feels that maybe this is a good omen,
so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to
himself again, "Gee, I sure would
like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again
and whispers, "Would it be worth
giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies,"Okay."
And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer
needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything,
the stranger quickly moves to his side
and says, "Would winning this match
be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies,and he makes
the eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the
club house,the stranger walks alongside him and says,
"I haven't really been fair with you because
you don't know who I am. I'm Satan, & from
this day forward you will
have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies,
"I'm Father O'Malley."