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flubber
03-05-2008, 04:41 AM
Hey there is nothing wrong with "Bridget Jones" pants!!! :icon043:
True- Tell him to shift it!! It is your birthday for crying out loud!!!!
TPBM - thinks April is a really great person!!
gobbledoc
03-05-2008, 04:46 AM
true but that's just blackmail not cool
tpbm: thinks I'm out of my depth
April
03-05-2008, 04:48 AM
True - but i love you anyway (thanks for the coffee)
TPBM would like to help me milk the last out of my birthday
flubber
03-05-2008, 04:53 AM
True - what would you like me to milk? lol
TPBM - should get more pressies and more naughtiness for their birthday.
April
03-05-2008, 04:58 AM
True - there is no such thing as too many pressies or too much naughtiness.
TPBM would like to know what flubber and I talk about in private
flubber i thought we already took care of some milking hun...... ;)
gobbledoc
03-05-2008, 05:06 AM
true
tpbm:that there is a conspiracy going on here
butoonmoon
03-05-2008, 09:45 AM
True - poor you gobbledoc - im sure they will both make it up to you tho!
TPBM wants to eat icecream from someones stomach? it dont have calories if you eat from another persons body - at least thats what men keep telling me!
bumlover
03-05-2008, 03:12 PM
mmmmmm hell yes
TPBM would like to be the stomach I eat ice cream off
flubber
03-05-2008, 03:30 PM
True - I'd love too!!
TPBM - loves messy sex
April
03-05-2008, 03:35 PM
True - your not having fun if you don't have to clean up when your finished ;)
TPBM wants to have their wicked way with flubber
bumlover
03-05-2008, 03:47 PM
definately
TPBM would like to join me and flubber for the night
butoonmoon
03-05-2008, 04:14 PM
True - but why stop at just us 3? What about everyone else getting some?
TPBM is eating/drinking whilst using thier computer at the moment - and if you are - what?
mglittr
03-05-2008, 04:20 PM
True -- when you typed that I probably was -- but just finished. I had Thai -- broccoli, carrots, and tofu in a Black Bean sauce. Yummy.
TPBM has seen a naked bunny today...
flubber
03-05-2008, 04:28 PM
False - I've been a naked bunny today. Sat at my computer in the buff!!!!
TPBM - would like to have an SSPF orgy
bumlover
03-05-2008, 04:31 PM
yes more the merrier
TPBM would like to be the centre of attention at the SSPF orgy
flubber
03-05-2008, 04:33 PM
Oh Hell Yeah!!!!!!
TPBM - would like to be the first to have sex at the SSPF orgy
bumlover
03-05-2008, 04:39 PM
with you hun for sure
TPBM would like to cum first at the SSPF orgy
flubber
03-05-2008, 05:37 PM
True as long as you do it for me!!!
TPBM - is a horndog
gobbledoc
03-06-2008, 12:34 AM
true my wife says so
tpbm:needs some one to cuddle up to
April
03-06-2008, 12:49 AM
False - I have someone to cuddle up with
TPBM is getting bored with the crap on TV
gobbledoc
03-06-2008, 12:55 AM
true
tpbm: thinks that tv should be banned
LordDarthBeavis
03-06-2008, 05:26 AM
False. There's still some good stuff on the idiot box.
TPBM thinks itS getting harder to find that something good on the idiot box.
gobbledoc
03-07-2008, 03:31 AM
true
tpbm: would love to know what april is doing under my desk
LordDarthBeavis
03-07-2008, 03:39 AM
False. I think we all KNOW (or hope we do!) what 'Pril is doing under there!
TPBM is tired of working crazy hours to make ends meet.
gobbledoc
03-07-2008, 03:42 AM
true
tpbm:wishes that lunch time liaisons were followed by afternoon delights
False
Lunch time liaisons can be made into afternoon delights.
TPBM:Wishes they could have a lunch time liaison with somebody from this forum.
Scorpio8
03-07-2008, 10:04 AM
True
TPMB
Has actually had a real time encounter with
someone from this forum?
flubber
03-07-2008, 02:49 PM
Not sure how to answer that one. I have spoken to someone on the phone!
TPBM wishes they were somewhere else!
April
03-07-2008, 02:55 PM
True - I wish I was in Aberdeen giving my friend a great big hug
TPBM is glad it is finally the weekend/or nearly the weekend
flubber
03-07-2008, 02:58 PM
Thank you for that. I feel a bit better!!
True. I'm off this weekend.
TPBM - would like to teach the world to sing?
Snatch
03-07-2008, 05:49 PM
False - Shattering glass does not constitute singing.
TPBM - Has gone skinny dipping.
LordDarthBeavis
03-08-2008, 04:46 AM
False. I have gone chunky-dunking!
TPBM wishes that their childhood dreams had come true.
April
03-08-2008, 04:50 AM
True & False - There are some I wish came true and alot that I am glad didn't
TPBM is happy to have me on top
(sorry couldnt think of anything else, lol)
gobbledoc
03-08-2008, 05:05 AM
yes please
tpbm enjoys being on top
flubber
03-08-2008, 05:31 AM
oh hell yeah!! ride em cowgirl!!!
TPBM has underwear with funny pic/faces/patterns on it.
True (presents)
TPBM: Would like to see me in them
LordDarthBeavis
03-09-2008, 03:35 AM
False. I want to see funny boxers, I'll put on my Spider-Man, Big Dogs, or Pink Floyd boxers and stand in front of a mirror!
TPBM just realized LDB is out of his ever-lovin', brown-eyed mind!
April
03-09-2008, 04:34 AM
True - but a completely affectionate observation
TPBM should be going to bed right now instead of playing around on SSP
flubber
03-09-2008, 04:44 AM
False - I should be tidying my house.
TPBM - wishes tomorrow wasn't Moday
Snatch
03-09-2008, 08:13 AM
False - Days blur together for me and thus are meaningless
TPBM - Would get off on being watched during sex.
flubber
03-09-2008, 03:34 PM
True (but it would depend on who!)
TPBM - would like some messy sex
Scorpio8
03-09-2008, 04:41 PM
True
TPBM
Has has cum more than three times over the past weekend?
flubber
03-09-2008, 04:46 PM
OH HELL YEAH!!! I've lost count
TPBM thinks this site is brilliant!
April
03-09-2008, 04:55 PM
True - where else could you have this much cyber fun?? ;)
TPBM would like to nurse flubber back to health
LordDarthBeavis
03-09-2008, 08:38 PM
IF I weren't single, then definitely True. However, as I have said elsewhere, my wife has an excellent collection of knives, and knows how to, um, slice with them...!
TPBM will take care of Flubber's nursing, since they don't want to see me get my schlong turned into a schort!
April
03-09-2008, 08:41 PM
True - we can't have that happen to you, and it would be my (or her) pleasure to nurse her back to health.
TPBM would like to watch nurse & patient ;)
3someplz
03-09-2008, 08:50 PM
True....
TPBM would like to participate in the Doctor/Nurse senario
Scorpio8
03-10-2008, 01:19 AM
True~The prescription is written out, take two every hour hours,
be sure to eat prior to taking, follow with plenty of fluids.
TPBM
Has a vivid imagination when it comes to most all things?
flubber
03-10-2008, 01:26 AM
True - You would get REALLY worried if you took a walk through my mind!!! Now where is the bondage rope, chains and padlock!!!!
TPBM - would let me do anything to them
Iminuit2
03-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Just about!
TPBM is in the process of submitting a story to SSP
April
03-10-2008, 10:59 PM
Kinda - still trying to finish it..
TPBM loves Day Light Savings
Arouzal
03-11-2008, 05:48 AM
False - am in Brisbane and don't receive the benefits of it.
TPBM has a great deal of pent up sexual frustration that is busting to be released?
butoonmoon
03-11-2008, 06:44 AM
True True True True and True!!
TPBM gets turned on more by words than by pictures?
True
TPBM: Would like to read a story with me and get sexually crazy.
flubber
03-11-2008, 04:22 PM
true
TPBM - loves phone sex
April
03-11-2008, 04:27 PM
True
TPBM is currently enjoying a very hot Private Message Exchange
mglittr
03-11-2008, 04:40 PM
False
TPBM has found themselves with wet panties / briefs / boxers today at some point. And not from , you know, not being able to hold it and all.
April
03-11-2008, 04:42 PM
True - for some strange reason it happens everytime i log on - and especially when i check my private messgaes ;)
TPBM is extremly horny and needs some relief
flubber
03-11-2008, 05:28 PM
true - but thats nothing new!!!!
TPBM - wants to have a earth shattering orgasm!!
LordDarthBeavis
03-12-2008, 03:22 AM
True. nothing like letting loose!
It has been entirely too long since TPBM had their last earth-shattering orgasm.
butoonmoon
03-12-2008, 11:20 AM
False - about 20 mins - but was self inflicted so I dont know if it counts or not!
TPBM has a romantic streak?
flubber
03-12-2008, 01:03 PM
True - I am a die hard romantic!!!!
TPBM loves getting roses and chocolates
April
03-12-2008, 01:20 PM
True - and I'm lucky cause I get flowers all the time, I don't have to wait for special occasions.
TPBM love to read in the bath
flubber
03-12-2008, 01:22 PM
False - I don't bath I shower. I do read sitting on the toilet however!!!
TPBM - loves to get hugs and cuddles!!!
April
03-12-2008, 01:36 PM
True - especially sexy cyber ones ;)
TPBM has a book they enjoyed so much they have read it more than once
3someplz
03-12-2008, 05:26 PM
Very True...
TPBM has been so interested in a TV show that they never even knew that someone else walked in the room and was talking to them.
April
03-12-2008, 08:16 PM
False
TPBM has a partner who suffers from domestic deafness. lol
flubber
03-13-2008, 01:39 AM
False but parents suffer from it sometime!!!
TPBM - thinks that sex is fantastic!!!:icon196:
April
03-13-2008, 01:45 AM
True - just talking about it with you is fantastic enough
TPBM is extremly horny right now and needs some release
LordDarthBeavis
03-13-2008, 02:26 AM
True. But, if I go in the bedroom, I'm guaranteed to get my butt kicked!
TPBM has gone in an awakened their partner with a sexy good-morning treat!
gobbledoc
03-13-2008, 03:07 AM
false but i was lucky to be on the receiving end of one of those yesterday morning
tbpm: loves burying their face between a woman's legs
Arouzal
03-13-2008, 05:29 AM
True!! Love it. Can't get enough of it
TPBM doesn't like receiving oral?
April
03-13-2008, 05:31 AM
False - Love it
TPBM loves slow sunday afternoon sex
Arouzal
03-13-2008, 05:37 AM
True.
TPBM loves saturday night "lets do it all night 'cos we can sleepin in the morning" sex?
April
03-13-2008, 05:39 AM
True - have them very often and on fridays to
TPBM is going to post a pic of themself in meet the members sometime this weekend
Arouzal
03-13-2008, 05:46 AM
False - no outward expression of interest ... yet
TPBM loves trawling through the "Post a pic of yourself" thread and finds it "exciting"?
3someplz
03-13-2008, 05:51 AM
True...only because it's neat to see the faces of those that post here...
TPBM would rather spend a month on a deserted Island with their favorite "significant" other and live off the island and have sex anywhere and everywhere, then have to get up monday morning and go back to work!
LordDarthBeavis
03-14-2008, 02:55 AM
Definitely true! No matter how rough it might be, at least I wouldn't have to listen to people bitch about their insurance rates going up!
TPBM has at least 1 embarrassing sex story to tell.
gobbledoc
03-14-2008, 03:56 AM
true
tpbm:enjoys a bundy on friday nights with a dash of ginger beer
butoonmoon
03-14-2008, 05:10 AM
Gonna have to say false and show my ignorance - havent got a bobbins what your talkin about!! lol!
TBPM hates builders and the bloody noise they make all fecking day and night??!! Argh!
gobbledoc
03-14-2008, 05:19 AM
false bundy is bunderberg rum and gingerbeer
tpbm loves naked women
Zee Gal
03-14-2008, 09:29 AM
True!
TPBM Loves Naked Men!
butoonmoon
03-14-2008, 09:44 AM
True - im more than happy with either! Best of both worlds! More the merrier I say!
TPBM intends on having sex this evening/afternoon?
LordDarthBeavis
03-15-2008, 01:29 AM
If everything works out! Er, TRUE!
TPBM has at least one friend they would consider having a fling with.
3someplz
03-16-2008, 05:02 PM
VERY TRUE!!! (And my wife has even said if she approves of the person...the thing is everyone that she approves of would rather just be my friend only w/o benefits:icon087:..)
TPBM has spied on someone else have sex.:biggrinbandit:
Scorpio8
03-16-2008, 05:10 PM
True
TPBM
Would like to have someone watching them as they
had sex?
Iminuit2
03-16-2008, 09:34 PM
yea, sure, why not!
TPBM might just get drunk enough to have sex with someone they'd rather not on St. Patricks Day!
April
03-16-2008, 10:17 PM
False - I'm already planning to have my wicked way with my hubby.
TPBM is still suffering from the after affects of a little too much "Dutch Courage" ;)
flubber
03-17-2008, 12:57 AM
False - I'm allergic to alcohol!!!!:icon205:
TPBM would like to get up close and personal with April and/or Rico!!!!!
LordDarthBeavis
03-17-2008, 12:58 AM
True--sort of. I'd just like to check out April's car!
TPBM would let themselves be filmed while having sex.
3someplz
03-17-2008, 05:50 AM
True...as long as it stays OFF of the internet!
TPBM would love to play hooky from work to stay home and have an ALL-DAY sex-travaganza.
butoonmoon
03-17-2008, 08:44 AM
True - I have skived off from Uni lectures before now!
TPBM thinks Irish accents are soo sexy! (well it is St Paddy's!)
April
03-17-2008, 06:50 PM
True - but my preference is scottish (mmmm sean connery)
TPBM is looking forward to four days of naughty fun over the Easter long weekend.
LordDarthBeavis
03-18-2008, 04:53 AM
False. I get 2--Saturday and Sunday. Easter isn't a government holiday here, lest we upset the tools in the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union--a group of self-proclaimed "do-gooder" types--not worth looking up, trust me!)
TPBM has tried their damnedest to totally fuck themselves nearly (wouldn't be any good if you succeeded, would it?) to death at least once.
April
03-18-2008, 03:16 PM
True - and continue to try on a regular basis, what a way to go ;)
TPBM would like to move down under, so they to can enjoy the 4 day easter long weekend?
Morning LDB - Thats a bit of a bugger, see I told you to move yourself over here, we seem to always be on holidays for one thing or another. One of the many benefits of our laid back lifestyle, lol.
3someplz
03-18-2008, 08:07 PM
True....(and then possibly meet April:ogen:)
TPBM Would be kind enough to help out a sexually deprived individual (we'll assume that you know this person already and its not a stranger..):icon036:
Absolutely!
and TPBM loves a little bit of bondage.
LordDarthBeavis
03-19-2008, 02:26 AM
False. I'm claustrophobic, so that would not be a good match.
TPBM quit obsessing over their appearance years ago, and decided to just be themselves.
[Morning right back at'cha, April. I'd have loved to go Down Under, and if anything ever happened between me and my wife, I'd hop the next Qantas flight going that way. I still don't know why I didn't emigrate when I was in my 20s, and unattached...Hmm, a Yat in Oz. Why am I laughing my fat ass off at the thought of that!?!?]
April
03-19-2008, 10:14 PM
False - I would love to say True - but i have a body image issue.
TPBM is planning on having their wicked way with thier significant other very soon
flubber
03-19-2008, 11:26 PM
False - he lives 300 or so miles away!!!!!
TPBM is horny right now!!!:ogen:
April
03-19-2008, 11:28 PM
True ;)
TPBM is always horny
flubber
03-19-2008, 11:33 PM
True.(Its all Rico's fault)
TPBM thinks about sex all the time
Zee Gal
03-19-2008, 11:41 PM
TRUE!!!!
TPBM Has a reliable fantasy to go to when they need to get themselves off...
flubber
03-19-2008, 11:46 PM
True (One of which involves Fred and the twins!!!!)
TPBM loves having sex
LordDarthBeavis
03-20-2008, 01:24 AM
Deffo TRUE!!!!
TPBM likes giving oral as well as receiving!
LDB loves diving in the bush!
gobbledoc
03-20-2008, 05:22 AM
true pussy is sooo sweet
tpbm:would like to spend 4days fucking on a secluded island
3someplz
03-20-2008, 05:22 PM
True...
TPBM Would like to know a little bit more about a few others here in the SSP Group
flubber
03-20-2008, 05:55 PM
True BUT NO HORROR!!!!!!!:SHOCKED:
TPBM lives watching porn
3someplz
03-20-2008, 06:01 PM
VERY TRUE!!
It's how I get all sorts of crazy ideas for sexual positions!!
TPBM Just realized that they have a soul-mate
April
03-20-2008, 09:03 PM
True - but I was lucky enough to find him years ago.
TPBM enjoys some very hot role plays with other SSP members
gobbledoc
03-21-2008, 12:42 AM
false no one has asked
tpbm enjoys scifi stories
LordDarthBeavis
03-21-2008, 05:39 AM
VERY, VERY TRUE! Heinlein, Niven, Weber, Ringo, oh, man! *swoons*
TPBM has dabbled at writing--other than sexy stories.
gobbledoc
03-21-2008, 06:02 AM
false just started with the erotic type
tpbm:would love their s/other to be a nympho for a day
LordDarthBeavis
03-22-2008, 04:29 AM
True. That would mean her aches and pains got run off for a day.
TPBM has driven a car past 100mph, and lived to talk about it!
gobbledoc
03-22-2008, 04:35 AM
i'm not telling cuz ill get arrested.
tpbm:has fantasy's of having a female (human lol)
house pet
flubber
03-22-2008, 07:23 AM
True (but don't spread it around!!)
TPBM has gone commando
True
TPBM: Would like to go commando with me.
3someplz
03-22-2008, 08:28 AM
False.....
TPBM .. is looking forward to warm and comfortable weather that he/she can lay nekid out in.
April
03-22-2008, 05:58 PM
False - I'm sick of the heat, can't wait to snuggle in front of the fire once it gets cold
TPBM wishes that easter was over so that they wouldnt feel so sick from eating too much chocolate...
why does everyone buy me filled eggs, i'm a sucker for the creamy filling... ;)
3someplz
03-22-2008, 10:55 PM
ABOSUTELY TRUE........
(ummm April dear...is it the fact that they have "cream" filling in them or the fact that your thinking sexual thoughts after finding out that they have "cream" filling in them......)
TPBM is unaware of the fact that the "large" body of water that is close by is nothing more then an over-sized swimming pool thats looking to be conquered.
LordDarthBeavis
03-23-2008, 12:00 AM
False. Even though we're a ways from the coastline, there are still gators in them-thar waters!
TPBM enjoys a good comedy--film, book, TV show, whatever!
flubber
03-27-2008, 12:18 AM
yes - I love something that makes me laugh.
TPBM hates horror movies!
gobbledoc
03-27-2008, 12:36 AM
true sort of
tpbm enjoys the comical 70's porn
LordDarthBeavis
03-27-2008, 03:34 AM
Oh, gods yes! TRUE!! It's so bad it's hysterical! Of course, the 80s porn isn't much better. Except for maybe Nikki Charm...
TPBM likes the modern "Girls Gone Wild-semi reality" style porn.
gobbledoc
03-27-2008, 03:38 AM
true except for if its all anal
tpbm likes the girl next door fantasy
3someplz
03-27-2008, 05:37 AM
VERY TRUE!!!
TPBM Would like sex on the beach & then a drink with the same name
butoonmoon
03-27-2008, 08:30 AM
False - the sand gets blody EVERYWHERE! Even with a beach towel I was finding the stuff for weeks! lol!
TPBM loves sex in the water? Be it sea, lake, shower, bath, hot tub etc
gobbledoc
03-27-2008, 08:42 PM
haven't tried it but there is always a first
tpbm enjoys sensual massages then slow sex
April
03-27-2008, 09:41 PM
True
(but I detect a little white lie in your answer)
TPBM is looking forward to a well deserved massage from thier s/o when they get home from work.
gobbledoc
03-27-2008, 10:01 PM
true busted forgot the shower seen
tpbm needs petroleum jelly for the bedroom door knob due to munchknins
LordDarthBeavis
03-28-2008, 01:47 AM
False. I need it on the doorknob to keep out the fucking dogs!
TPBM is a Law and Order addict...but only for the sexy cops on there (men or women)!
butoonmoon
03-28-2008, 06:47 AM
False - just something ive never got into for some reason
TPBM thinks sometimes there is just soooo much going on in here that they dont have time to read any actual stories? (which was kinda the reason I joined!)
flubber
03-28-2008, 06:53 AM
True!!
TPBM likes cheese and tomato pizza
gobbledoc
03-28-2008, 12:40 PM
true
tpbm enjoys naughty role plays and cyber with close friends
flubber
03-28-2008, 02:55 PM
true - and you should know that!!!LOL
TPBM is a randy goat!
Arouzal
03-28-2008, 06:16 PM
True - It's been a long time and the preasure has wee and truly built up. A week between releases just feels too long.
TPBM could get off and errupt at the slightest little tease at the moment?
flubber
03-29-2008, 12:16 AM
Not quite that bad but near enough!!
TPBM enjoys a little cyber sex now and then
LordDarthBeavis
03-29-2008, 02:32 AM
False. It's the real thing, or nothing at all.
TPBM likes to do risky things--blowjobs in the kitchen, getting some in the back yard...that kinda stuff!
gobbledoc
03-29-2008, 02:54 AM
true stop looking over my fence
tpbm: need's to get their mind out of the gutter once in a while
butoonmoon
03-29-2008, 04:32 AM
True - believe it or not, I do try to think about other things but then I cum (!) on here and it all goes out the window!
TPBM loves streaching out in the big bed when their other half isnt there
LordDarthBeavis
03-30-2008, 02:19 AM
True. Unfortunately, that means chasing the mutts and cat out!
TPBM wants more sex than their body can sometimes handle.
gobbledoc
03-30-2008, 02:50 AM
false who told you that rubbish can never get enough
tpbm wishes they were 21 and know what they know now
April
03-30-2008, 03:17 AM
False - I havent learnt all that much in the past 8 years that would make my life any different now - I love where I am, at this point in time.
TPBM wishes they could sleep for more that 5 hours a night.
gobbledoc
03-30-2008, 03:28 AM
true but that wouldnt leave time for other things
tpbm wishes they could win lotto
butoonmoon
03-30-2008, 03:51 AM
True - I dont think many people would say no - but they tell me you have to play to win and I dont play so my chances are few and far between (will have to find a sugardaddy with one foot in the grave instead!)
TPBM would give money to a good cause if they were to come into big money?
April
03-30-2008, 04:19 AM
True – but only anonymously. I’m not sure how it works everywhere else in the world, but here if you make a large contribution, it leaves the door wide open for charities to make claims on your estate once you pass away.
TPBM would like to win just enough to pay their mortgage
flubber
03-30-2008, 11:32 AM
False as due to a rather odd set of circumstances that involve not having a husband anymore, I no longer have a mortgage! I would give the money to my parents instead!!
TPBM has big feet!
Dragola
03-30-2008, 11:47 AM
False
Tpbm has a tiny set of feet
April
03-30-2008, 04:49 PM
False
TPBM loves Sunday mornings
LordDarthBeavis
04-02-2008, 03:45 AM
True. Especially if I can start the day off with a bang!
TPBM is a science nerd, said the guy watching a show on The Science Channel about Europa...
Scorpio8
04-02-2008, 07:42 AM
True, I've yet to discover the final part of the equation
that postulates the angle of the dangle is conversely
associated by the heat of the meat but proportional to
the mass of the ass.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
TPBM
Have found they have a dark side to them that
shocked or surprised them?
flubber
04-02-2008, 12:48 PM
True - sad to say. i can reach a point where my anger takes over. My own version of the klingon red mist!!!!
TBPM thinks they look dire when they get up in the morning.
gobbledoc
04-02-2008, 03:16 PM
true does a train wreck survivor give you the picture
yes jeff that darkside has reared its ugly head near got me locked up but its on a leash now
tpbm enjoys attention from others
butoonmoon
04-02-2008, 03:37 PM
False - I hate people looking at me - thats why I love thnet so much, gives me freedom to be me without worrying what others think.
TPBM has had a hard day at work/home/whatever today and needs a hug?
flubber
04-02-2008, 03:58 PM
True I came home from work feeling sick. My throat is roaring and I can hardly swallow. BIG HUGS PLEASE.
TPBM has had a good day?
April
04-02-2008, 05:50 PM
True
*sending you big hugs hun and some warm honey and lemon tea to soothe your throat*
TPBM cant believe how fast this year is going - hehehe Christmas is only 266 Days, 4 Hours & 9 Minutes ...But who's counting?
LordDarthBeavis
04-02-2008, 11:36 PM
True. Wasn't Mardi Gras just yesterday?
TPBM decided to play hooky from work recently.
gobbledoc
04-02-2008, 11:37 PM
false not working
tpbm wants to ban tv so they can get up to mischief else where
flubber
04-03-2008, 12:35 AM
False - why does having a tv make a difference? lol
TPBM has engaged in sex in a public place
April
04-03-2008, 12:46 AM
True - many a good time had outdoors, hehehe
TPBM needs a little stress relief
gobbledoc
04-03-2008, 01:08 AM
true hint hint
tpbm has a horny problem
True: Always.
TPBM: Needs relief from their horny problem.
Lola Run
04-03-2008, 02:58 PM
True:) dont we all?
TPBM likes to watch
April
04-03-2008, 03:14 PM
True
Thanks for jumping in Lola Run, and welcome to the forums
TPBM Likes to be watched
gobbledoc
04-03-2008, 09:04 PM
true
likes cam shows;shock;
April
04-03-2008, 09:08 PM
Very Very Very True - except when your nearly caught at work....
TPBM hopes their S/O has a nice warm bath ready for them when they get home from work, ;)
butoonmoon
04-04-2008, 08:04 AM
False, if he could into my secure building to run said bath I would be very supprised!
TPBM prefers showers to bath?
Iminuit2
04-04-2008, 12:06 PM
Showers over baths but hot tubs are #1.
TPBM is looking to get out of work to start the weekend early!
flubber
04-04-2008, 01:48 PM
false i'm ill so never went in.
TPBM hates socks
Scorpio8
04-04-2008, 03:23 PM
True
TPBM
Has a specific fetish they don't want revealed?
flubber
04-04-2008, 04:42 PM
True
TBPM loves to eat with their fingers
True-
"Finger" foods are always good!!!
TPBM: Likes to lick their fingers after they are done eating.
ClintonB
04-04-2008, 06:23 PM
True
Both after eating food and pussy
TPBM: Likes to have sex partially clothed
3someplz
04-04-2008, 11:42 PM
Kinda True.
While it can be fun to fuck through the clothing, I still prefer to be Nekid!
TPBM Has nothing better to do, so they and all of their friends are going to help me move.!
April
04-05-2008, 03:33 AM
False - I'm in the middle of renovating, so I no longer know what spare time is, lol
TPBM would like to come and sand my floor boards
butoonmoon
04-05-2008, 03:43 AM
False - im not sure it would be good for anyones health to be bent over in your house April! You never know what might happen to their poor bottoms! lol!
TPBM wants to write my assignment for me so that I can have a lazy saturday in the beer garden as its sunny at last!!
April
04-05-2008, 03:52 AM
True - then I wont have to sand my floors.
hehehe - are you trying to say I may get a little spank happy hun, lol
TPBM needs a good spanking - hehe
butoonmoon
04-05-2008, 04:00 AM
False - ive been a good girl - HONEST!!
TPBM is planning on having an alcaholic beverage some point this weekend?
LordDarthBeavis
04-05-2008, 04:18 AM
False. I don't drink.
TPBM plans on getting frisky this weekend.
April
04-05-2008, 04:28 AM
True - Have been and plan on some more very soon
TPBM Has spent the entire day being frisky
Arouzal
04-05-2008, 05:56 AM
True - The day is coming to an end though, so the friskiness will have to extend into tomorrow
TPBM has not experienced oral pleasure for a while?
flubber
04-05-2008, 07:06 AM
Trueish - given but not recieved. I haven't had oral sex in years!! LOL
TPBM - is as crazy as I am!
butoonmoon
04-05-2008, 02:55 PM
False - dont think anyone on here is as crazy as you hunnie! But we love ya anyways!
TPBM has a huge craving for something sweet!! YumYum!
April
04-06-2008, 07:23 PM
False - its still al little to early here for sweets
TPBM is really hating mondays at the moment
LordDarthBeavis
04-07-2008, 12:23 AM
True. I ALWAYS HATE MONDAYS!!!! GAH! Sad part is, I don't go to work for 14 1/2 hours...
TPBM would rather get oral than a good fucking.
April
04-08-2008, 09:51 PM
False - though I love oral, I feel like I have missed out on something if its not followed with great sex... great oral + great sex = one very satisfied girl
TPBM loves to be on top
Kristin
04-09-2008, 03:56 AM
True - I love a hard ride.... but of course "doggystyle" is heaven :D
TPBM love to give a nice deep-throath (.. or if male; loves to get one)
gobbledoc
04-09-2008, 04:06 AM
true
tpbm:enjoys eating pussy it she can take no more then go further
LordDarthBeavis
04-09-2008, 06:07 AM
Definitely TRUE! Sooner or later, I'm going to be bald on top from the wife having to haul me out by the hair!
TPBM prefers to leave the lights on during sex.
Scorpio8
04-09-2008, 09:54 AM
True, I want to see every inch of that body, every facial expression
and especially the eyes.
TPBM
Has seen the movie "The Mist", the film made from Stephen
King's novella of the same name?
butoonmoon
04-11-2008, 07:11 AM
False - I have read the book tho if that helps! Tres creepy!!
TPBM thinks the sound of their own voice is different if they hear it on the radio/machine?
April
04-11-2008, 07:15 AM
True - mine sounds heaps different when recorded
TPBM should be asleep
gobbledoc
04-11-2008, 06:35 PM
false
tpbm wants to be naughty all weekend
LordDarthBeavis
04-11-2008, 10:36 PM
True...especially since I have a 4-day weekend. Ah, discretionary days!
TPBM is getting their Battlestar Galactica geek on!
butoonmoon
04-12-2008, 08:46 AM
Nope but I am loving Star Gate Atlantis at the moment...
TPBM should be doing something important right now but is skiving on the net instead!
LordDarthBeavis
04-12-2008, 12:44 PM
True, but I get a bye, as my missus is snoring in the other room.
TPBM is perpetually horny!
butoonmoon
04-13-2008, 03:19 AM
True - its why we all spend so much time on here isnt it??
TPBM has given or recieved oral is the past 24 hrs?
April
04-13-2008, 07:02 PM
False
TPBM always seems to be extra horny when they have a house full of visitors?
LordDarthBeavis
04-14-2008, 12:17 AM
False. Probably the only time I'm not!
TPBM needs to have their meds adjusted, because the world is getting too frakking intense!
April
04-15-2008, 06:48 PM
False - I'm chemically balanced.... at the moment
TPBM needs a good holiday
LordDarthBeavis
04-16-2008, 04:04 AM
So VERY true...and this comes after a 4-day weekend!
TPBM has gotten disturbing news recently.
Zee Gal
04-16-2008, 04:27 PM
False,
TPBM Wishes they had their taxes done earlier this year!
April
04-16-2008, 06:45 PM
True, then I could sail through June & July....
TPBM is having or just had a really quick day, having a touch of not enough hours in the day??
LordDarthBeavis
04-17-2008, 12:38 AM
False--too many hours in the frakking day.
TPBM had really good Mexican food for dinner.
False
TPBM: Has promised someone something, but hasn't delivered yet. :icon104:
April
04-17-2008, 10:04 PM
True - I have promised the person that I will do it soon....
TPBM is a little too cheeky for their own good ;-)
False,
I have just enough.
TPBM: Is a little to cocky. :sgrin:
April
04-17-2008, 10:31 PM
False - I dont even have one let alone two little ones.....
TPBM laughed when they read the above statement??
True
TPBM: Is now the one who is cheeky.
April
04-17-2008, 10:38 PM
True - and I bet you are wondering how cheeky I can be ;-)
TPBM knows someone who needs a good spanking
True.
TPBM: Needs a good spanking for their cheekyness. :pank
April
04-17-2008, 10:42 PM
True
TPBM is planning to spank me for my cheekyness
True
TPBM: Is going to enjoy it.
April
04-17-2008, 10:55 PM
True
TPBM is hoping for a reward for a spank... sorry - a job well done... ;-)
True.
TPBM:Is going to give that reward. :lil_devil:
April
04-17-2008, 11:06 PM
True
TPBM already has in mind what he wants for his reward
True.
But I'm not telling.
TPBM: Is now worried.
April
04-17-2008, 11:11 PM
False - not worried maybe a little curious
TPBM has a multitude of naughty thoughts running around inside their heads right now
True.
TPBM:Would like to know what those thoughts are.
April
04-17-2008, 11:44 PM
True
TPBM has not intention of sharing those thoughts just yet
True.
TPBM: Is anticipating those thoughts.
April
04-17-2008, 11:57 PM
True
TPBM would like to be acting those thoughts out right now
True.
TPBM: Would like those thoughts to be acted out.
April
04-18-2008, 12:07 AM
True
TPBM is feeling a little frisky at the moment
True.
Always.
TPBM: Is feeling the same.
April
04-18-2008, 12:15 AM
True
TPBM wouldnt have it any other way
True
TPBM: Can't wait to get home.
April
04-18-2008, 12:23 AM
True - I'm walking out of my office in 5 minutes
TPBM cant wait for xmas
True
Reindeer steaks.
TPBM: Can't wait for a Santa rug
April
04-18-2008, 12:56 AM
True - it will go with the new mantle nicely
TPBM cant wait to sit on the santa rug and roast marshmellows
True
Steaks,beer and marshmallows....mmmmmm
TPBM: Is glad to get home and strip off.
April
04-18-2008, 01:00 AM
True - I'm home but the stripping off will come later on this evening
TPBM is half naked right now
True
TPBM: Would like to join me.
April
04-18-2008, 01:14 AM
True
TPBM would like some company
True...but only 3 other people right now.
TPBM: Would like that too.
April
04-18-2008, 01:19 AM
True
TPBM thinks that the four would have a fantastic time together
flubber
04-18-2008, 01:30 PM
true I think so.
TPBM loves oreo cookies!! LOL
April
04-18-2008, 01:37 PM
True - especially now that I know you can get chocolate covered one, and ......
TPBM just recently discovered some new web wonders.... lol
Zee Gal
04-18-2008, 01:49 PM
Nope! I have enough trouble finding the power button!
TPBM would love to be louging around with a nice cool drink and no clothes on...
Carrot74
04-18-2008, 11:38 PM
True - as it is still -20C and I can do that in front of my fireplace.
TPBM... is in a warmer climate than me (here's a no-brainer)
LordDarthBeavis
04-19-2008, 02:20 AM
True...but it's a little nipply here in the Big D.
TPBM prefers winter to summer.
butoonmoon
04-19-2008, 01:54 PM
True to some extent - but all we get is rain or sleet! Not proper winter like you guys.
TPBM is so tired they can hardly keep their eyes open? (just me then!)
Carrot74
04-19-2008, 09:59 PM
False
Had some strong instant coffee - BING!
TPBM... is looking forward to Monday work
(Let's see who bites)
horney_stud
04-19-2008, 10:16 PM
false!
the person below me likes the xbox 360 over the ps3 :D
butoonmoon
04-20-2008, 09:36 AM
False - I think as I dont have either but the other half prefers the ps3 so im going for his answer!!
TPBM prefers watching sport to taking part! (mmmm, men in tight shorts!!)
Carrot74
04-20-2008, 05:02 PM
False (Ding! Next contestant)
TPBM... is living in a snow belt.(I am currently re-buried under another foot and it is still falling heavily)
April
04-20-2008, 05:07 PM
False - it never gets cold enough where I am
TPBM sometimes wishes they live in another part of the world
Carrot74
04-20-2008, 05:11 PM
True - occasionally I get that urge, but then I remember why I moved to where I live and that feeling goes away.
TPBM.... knows who the author Terry Pratchett is
LordDarthBeavis
04-20-2008, 10:51 PM
True--author of the Discworld series
TPBM wants to go somewhere they've never been before on holiday.
True
TPBM: Wants to get together with friends and play Twister in the nude.