So I planned to use the blog to inform people of my writing, but I figured I would spice this up a little...

I have been floating around the country the past couple of months covering recruiting office vacation times and will be writing about my sexploits, but the other day I left a recruiting office and was walking back to the motel and I got turned around.

I had to pee really bad and after about 5 minutes I realized I was walking the wrong direction. Well my body...