The Big Bang Theory, The Counceling Session
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Story Codes: Alcohol, MM/F
The Big Bang Theory: The Counseling Session
By: Muhabba
Penny panted in pleasure as her boyfriend climbed off of her, her blonde hair plastered to her beautiful face and her large breasts sprinkled with sweat. She looked over at the bedside clock and giggled. "Twelve minutes, a new record."
Leonard put his glasses on and looked over at his beautiful, naked, post orgasmic girlfriend. "What can I say, you inspired me," he said with a cheeky grin.
Penny snuggled against Leonard's chest and toyed with his wiry hair. "I guess practice makes perfect," she giggled.
Leonard looked down at the top of Penny's head and spoke before thinking, "Just imagine how much practice we'd get if we were married," and his grin slid into a frown as he realized what he had done again.
"Dammit, Leonard!"
The argument started from there and didn't end for several minutes until Penny stormed out of Leonard's apartment in her robe and slammed the door shut behind her. Angrily she turned back and screamed, "And we're staying broke up until you can learn to stop proposing to me!" She stayed in the hallway for a moment glaring at her boyfriend's door, her chest heaving and her unencumbered breasts pressed tightly against the short, silk robe. The red robe was gaping open, clearly showing her tan cleavage as she gripped the waist shut instead of tying it, unintentionally showing one of her thick, golden thighs.
Penny stomped her foot in anger, sending a jiggling wave through her abundant cleavage before turning around and stomping to her own apartment, her robe flaring up to give a quick glimpse of the underside of her round ass before her door slammed shut. Not even bothering to get into her pajamas she threw off her robe and fell naked into her bed, alone, sobbing into her pillow.
The next morning, bleary and puffy eyed, Penny got dressed in her waitress uniform dress and headed to work. The moment she was through the door at The Cheesecake Factory it was obvious to her co-workers that something was wrong with the usually chipper young woman. She walked into the staff break room to lock up her purse and spotted one of the waiters standing in front of a locker. Even with his back to her she could tell by his plump frame and red hair that it was Lee and that he was getting ready to start his shift.
As Lee stashed the last of his things in his locker he turned around at the sound of the break room door closing and saw Penny, her hair a mess and her eyes red from crying, "Hey, Penny. You look like something's bothering you."
"Oh my God I must look like a mess," Penny said as she began sobbing again and threw herself down in a chair.
Lee spent five minutes calming Penny down and even helping her with her hair before she finally told him that she and her on again off again boyfriend, Leonard, had broken up. Again. He smiled widely and then quickly hid it with a hug before they both left to start their shift. Well, Penny started her shift, Lee ran over to the bar.
"Stan, Stan," Lee whispered as loudly as he could despite the fact that it was too early for there to be any customers.
"You don't have to whisper, Lee," Stan said as he cleaned the beer glasses, "We're the only ones here. What's up?"
Lee smiled widely again. "Penny broke up with her boyfriend. Again."
Stan stopped what he was doing and smiled as wide as his friend as they both said in unison, "Tequila night!"
They both excitedly pooled their money and found out that they were just short of enough for two bottles of tequila but with Stan being behind the bar that the it wasn't really going to be a problem. Lee went and dragged Penny over to the bar while Stan poured three shots.
Lee handed Penny a shot glass while he and Stan held theirs up high. "Here's to the people we love and the people that love us..." he began.
Penny smirked at the boys trying to make her feel better. "Guys, I appreciate this but I don't think we should be drinking this early, especially since we're at work."
"...and if the people we love don't love us..." Lee continued.
"Nonsense," Stan said, "We're your friends and friends help cheer friends up."
"...fuck those people, here's to us!" Lee finished and quickly downed his shot.
Stan quickly did the same and Penny shrugged her shoulders. "Here's to us," she said as she followed and downed her shot.
Lee and Stan had their routine down pat for whenever Penny broke up with a boyfriend, give her just enough tequila to keep her happy and relaxed during the day and then at night, when the bar closed, she was usually up for finishing the bottle. And then, when that bottle was finished, she was up for another. And then...
Later that evening by the time the restaurant closed, Penny was in a pretty good mood with only a slight sway in her step and only few slurred vowels in her vocabulary. She saw the last of the customers out, too buzzed to notice the man's hand cupping her thick ass before locking the door behind him. "Last ones are out," she called to Lee and Stan as she clicked off the lights, "First rounds on me!"
Lee and Stan had stopped drinking a little before noon and so they had no problem whizzing through the last of the closing chores as Penny swayed towards the bar. Stan lowered the lights slightly and lit some candles while Lee picked out some music on the jukebox.
As Penny stumbled onto the bar stool, Stan poured her another shot while Lee sat down next to her. "Aren't you boys drinkin'?" she slurred as she tilted back her glass.
"Right, right" Stan said as he poured himself and Lee a shot of apple juice each behind the counter while the drunken hot blonde wasn't paying attention. "So, you and Leonard broke up again, huh?" he said as he and Lee swallowed their juice.
"You know what... what... what he did?" she mumbled as she swayed drunkenly on her stool. "He proposed! Again!"
"That fiend," Lee said as he sat next to Penny.
"There's no excuse for behavior like that," Stan agreed as he sat down on Penny's other side.
"I know, right?" Penny said as she poured three shots. "What bottle is this?"
"Who knows," Stan said.
"Drinks are on us anyway," Lee said as he picked up one of the full shot glasses and handed it to Penny.
Penny hosted her glass up and shouted, "Here's to us," before downing it all. She slammed the small glass down and didn't even notice as Lee pressed another into her hand.
"Here's to us!" Lee shouted and grinned as Penny automatically tossed the drink down. His smile widened as Stan pressed the third glass into her hand without her noticing.
"Here's to us," Stan shouted and grinned as widely as Lee as Penny automatically drank that shot as well.
With Penny practically swimming in tequila Stan and Lee nodded at each other and placed their hands on Penny's back. "So tell us what happened," Lee said and Stan immediately nodded his head and added, "Yes, Penny. Tell us what happened."
"Well, we were in bed..." Penny began before being interrupted.
"What were you doing in bed?" Stan asked.
"Cuddling," Penny said as she continued. "So we were cuddling and I was congratulating him and he said..."
"What were you congratulating him about?" Stan asked.
Penny didn't even think about answering she just blurted out the first thing that came to her soggy mind, the truth. "He lasted a whole twelve minutes in bed. And then we were cuddling and he proposed to me. Again!" she sobbed.
Lee and Stan each delicately grabbed one of Penny's small wrists and placed her hands on their thighs. Their erections slowly began to throb to life as they left her hands there and she made no attempt to move them away. They gave each other a thumbs up that Penny was completely oblivious too as they poured another round of shots. The blonde girl quickly drank hers without realizing that the boys didn’t even touch theirs before going back to complaining about Leonard. Lee poured his shot into the drunk girl’s shot and she automatically downed that one as well, slamming the glass down and missing Stan pouring his in next. She took a few minutes to complain some more before taking the next shot and continuing her story.
By now Penny was completely oblivious to what the boys were doing as she continued her complaints and they unzipped their pants, pulling out their hard pricks. They slowly pulled Penny’s hands to their laps and she automatically grasped their erect dicks without even thinking about it, tugging on them absentmindedly and never even stopping her story.
Lee groaned in pleasure as the hot blonde tugged lightly on his cock, never stopping from her story. Suddenly she looked at him and said, “... You know what I mean?”
“Oh, yeah. Sure,” Lee agreed as he poured her another shot. She released his cock, took a sip, then replaced her soft hand around his hard cock and went back to jerking him off.
“I mean, I’m not a bad girlfriend am I?” Penny asked as she turned to Stan. “Do you think I’m a bad girlfriend?”
Stan reclined in his chair, enjoying the feel of Penny tugging on his dick. “No. I think you’d be a great girlfriend,” he said with a wide grin, his cock throbbing in her hand.
Penny smiled warmly. “Oh, you’re such a sweetie,” she slurred before leaning over to give Stan a peck on the cheek. She thought nothing of it when he suddenly turned his head at the last moment and their lips me and Stan quickly slid his tongue into her warm, tangy mouth. He groaned in pleasure as she kissed him deeply, her hand never leaving his prick as he took a moment to enjoy her moist oral attention.
Penny broke the kiss and sat up as straight as she could, never realizing what her hands were doing below the top of the bar. She didn’t even startle as Lee bent over and gave her a peck on the corner of her mouth.
“I think you’d make a good girlfriend too,” Lee said and she nuzzled against his face.
“You’re a sweetie too, Lee,” Penny said as Lee kissed her and began exploring the inside of her mouth with his tongue.
Penny allowed the kiss for a few moments before breaking off from it and reclining in her chair, still not realizing what her hands were doing. She was quiet for a few moments and didn’t see as Lee and Stan looked at each other from across her.
Lee and Stan knew that they had to keep the story going but they had each become distracted by the feel of Penny’s soft, silky hands working up and down their shafts. Her hands would slid up their shafts to their sensitive tips, her palms sliding over them before sliding back down to their bases and starting back up again. Both boys were groaning under their breaths as they raised their hips up to give her access to every inch of their throbbing cocks.
But now Penny was starting to go silent and that was never a good thing. Lee and Stan looked at each other, silently begging the other to think of something to keep her talking. Suddenly Stan spoke up, “So, doesn’t Leonard have some friends?”
“Oh don’t get me started on them,” Penny blurted out before releasing Lee’s prick, pouring herself another shot and downing it before returning her hand to his cock. She didn’t notice as they grinned wildly at each other or the fact that she was pumping their prick more firmly as she started complaining about Leonard’s friends.
Stan reached over and began slowly unbuttoning Penny’s top, revealing her powder blue bra containing her straining breasts. Lee helped him spread her top open to expose her chest as she kept talking about some Indian guy she had given a hand-job too that wouldn’t talk to her. They both reached up and pulled the cups of her bra down until her tits sprung forth, her pink nipples already hard and ready.
Both of the young men bent forward and began sucking lightly at Penny’s breasts as she haphazardly jerked their cocks. She moved from complaining about Raj to complaining about Howard, never noticing her two friends molesting her chest. Her hands moved on automatic pilot, sliding up and down their shafts, never missing an expert stroke as she continued drunkenly sharing her problems with her two friends. She had such good friends.
Stan and Lee took turns feeding Penny drinks between licks and sucks of her wonderful tits. She continued complaining about two of her friends, Howard and Raj, and then started bitching about somebody named Sheldon which was good, it kept her distracted from what she was doing to them and they were doing to her. The continued squeezing and sucking on her tits until the firm, golden orbs were gleaming with their saliva.
Lee released Penny’s tit from his mouth and looked over her chest at Stan. “Hey, Stan, how ‘bout we move to margaritas?” he asked.
Stan’s head popped up from Penny’s chest and he gave Lee a thumbs up. “Good idea, buddy,” he agreed.
“I would loooove a margarita,” Penny agreed as she released the cocks in her hands. Stan and Lee quickly shuffled over to the bar, their cocks still fully exposed and bobbing in the air, and began making drinks. Their margarita were basically Mountain Dews in fancy glasses but they made sure Penny’s was mostly tequila. She followed them slowly, swaying on her feet, her tits wobbling on her chest with every drunken step, until she had joined them on the other side of the bar.
“Hey, Penny,” Stan said as he held Penny’s drink up and kept moving it out of her reach, “Aren’t you hot?”
Penny thought it over for a moment. “Y’know, now that you mention it...” she began before being interrupted by Lee.
“Then let me help you,” Lee said and quickly began unbuttoning Penny’s uniform and top. He pulled her top and bra down one arm to free her hand to take Stan’s margarita. She grabbed the lightly green drink and took a deep sip, too preoccupied with the tasty treat to pay attention to him sliding her top and bra completely off, leaving her topless between them.
“Mmm, guys, this is sooo good,” Penny slurred as she sipped her drink. When Lee and Stan held their drinks up she did the same and they all called out “Cheers” merrily before downing their drinks. “Bartender, I’ll take another,” Penny called out gleefully.
“Here, here!” Lee and Stan called out before quickly refilling the drinks. The two guys left their drinks on the bar as Stan held out Penny’s drink to her. He kept it just out of her reach again as she swayed back and forth until he slowly started lowering it. Penny followed her drink down as Stan slowly lowered it until she was on her knees on the floor. “Don’t wanna spill any,” he said before giving her the amazingly potent drink.
“Good idea,” Penny agreed, taking the drink from Stan’s hands and taking a sip. She didn’t notice how the boys stood over her or that their cocks were even with her face, she just looked up sweetly and said, “Thanks.”
“So tell us about Sheldon,” Lee asked with a smirk.
“Oh God don’t get me started,” Penny said before going into another diatribe about her boyfriend’s friends. Purely out of force of habit she placed her drink down and began absentmindedly jerking on her friends' cocks again as they helpfully listened to her problems. She didn’t think anything about Stan pushing his cock towards her mouth, she just used her tongue to draw it into her mouth and gave it a welcoming suck.
Stan groaned in pleasure as Penny’s warm, wet tongue caressed his cock-head as she sucked him into her mouth, bobbing her head a couple of times as she continued jerking him off. She took his prick out of her mouth and looked up at him, continuing her story as if she didn't just have a cock in her mouth.
Lee and Stan had discovered when Penny had first moved to California that her weakness was tequila as far as alcohol was concerned. She could drink wine by the bottle full and just wake-up with a mild headache the next day but with tequila she could lose an entire weekend and never remember it. And they knew that for a fact after Penny had broken up with her first boyfriend and spent an entire drunken weekend with Stan practically guzzling tequila. Stan had thought he had found a girlfriend but come Monday morning, with a hungover, Penny had shown up to work she had no memory of their time together. And the next break-up, Lee found out the same thing. And then came the third break-up and they had all three spent the night behind the bar. And now it had become a ritual for Lee and Stan. Tequila night had been born.
The key to Tequila Night was cooperation between them. Stan slid his hard prick out of Penny's wet mouth as Lee held his right next to her face. She complained about the Sheldon guy some more as she jerked Stan off and then Lee slid his prick into her mouth. She switched between sucking them off and then complaining again around their shafts before they switched positions again, both taking turns fucking her mouth and sliding their sticky dicks around her beautiful face.
Stan pulled his prick out of Penny's mouth and Lee quickly replaced him as Stan got down on his knees. He placed his cock in the center of her silky smooth cleavage an she helpfully cupped her breasts together and he began fucking her large tits.
Penny spit the cock out of her mouth and looked up at Stan. "...can you believe that?" she asked, continuing her story.
"Um, no, no," Stan replied as he looked over at Lee.
Lee got the hint and quickly refilled Penny's drink.
As she continued pumping her tits around Stan's cock, Penny rolled her eyes in frustration. "I know, right?" she continued, "I mean, who likes trains that much anyway?" She released her hold on her tits and took the drink that Lee offered her. "Thanks, sweetie," she told her friend before taking a sip. She placed her glass on the floor before sitting up straighter on her knees and automatically wrapping her breasts around Lee's cock, continuing her story, "So there Leonard and I were, on my birthday, listening to Sheldon go on about train schedules."
"That sounds terrible," Stan said and was immediately rewarded by Penny releasing her grip on Lee to start nonchalantly fucking him with her firm, tan tits.
"I know, right," Penny agreed as she continued pumping her breasts up and down Stan's shaft.
Lee playfully glared at Stan for a second and Stan stuck his tongue out at him childishly. "Penny, you are a saint to put up with those boys like that," Lee said as he gave her a pat on her head.
"Thanks, Lee," Penny said as she switched from fucking Stan with her tits to fucking Lee with her tits. "It's just so hard to be surrounded by guys all the time, y'know? Not like it is with you two," she said with a sigh of frustration.
"We understand," Lee and Stan said in unison as they took turns fucking Penny's tits.
As Penny changed the subject from Sheldon to some guy named Stewart who owned a store, Lee and Stan nodded at each that it was a good time to change themselves. Lee reached down and grabbed Penny under her arm. "Penny, your knees look tired," he said as he helped her up to her feet.
"Thanks, Lee, I had a pretty busy day," Penny said as she stood up and then swayed drunkenly.
"Easy there," Stan said as he reached around Penny, holding onto her breasts to hold her steady, rubbing his hard prick against her still covered ass.
"Thanks, Stan," Penny said sweetly, not noticing the way her friend was repeatedly squeezing her tits and rubbing himself against her. "I don't think this floor is even," she giggled.
"Let's sit down then," Lee offered helpfully as he grabbed Penny's wrist in one hand and her tight ass in the other. He and Stan led her to a nearby table and turned her around, her unencumbered breasts swaying on her chest. "So tell us about this Stewart," he asked.
"He is soooo creepy most of the time," Penny giggled, not noticing Lee unfastening her tight slacks or Stan running back to the bar to grab her drink, "I can't believe I went out with him."
"You went out with him?" Stan asked as he handed Penny her drink and Lee began pulling her pants down.
"Just once," Penny said defensively before taking a drink of her margarita. She began unconsciously rocking her hips to help Stan help Lee get her slacks and panties down.
"And how'd that go?" Lee asked as he finally managed to get Penny's tight pants and underwear over her thick thighs and down to her ankles.
"It was okay, I guess," Penny said as Lee pushed her back onto the table. She sat down on the edge of the table, her feet dandling off the floor as she took another drink. "But he's gotten soooo much more creepy over time," she admitted.
"Penny, you look thirsty," Stan said as he grabbed her glass and Lee pulled her pants down off of one leg, "Let me freshen that up for you."
"You are such a sweetheart," Penny gushed as Lee knelt down and his head poked up between her thighs. "Now where was I?" she asked Lee as he draped her legs over his shoulders.
"Stewart got soooo creepy," Lee answered as he wrapped his arms around Penny's golden thighs. He used his fingers to open her pretty pink pussy, stroking his fingertips up and down her plump labia. He extended his tongue and began lightly licking at her cunt, teasing her and letting her get used to him before he went to far and perhaps snapped her back to reality.
"He got soooo creepy," Penny continued as Stan handed her back her drink. She took a drink before setting the glass down and then reclining back on an elbow on the table. Her breasts were pulled slightly to her sides as she unconsciously wound the fingers of her other hand through Lee's hair. "And soooo depressing," she continued as she opened her mouth obligingly to let Stan slide his cock inside. She bobbed her head back and forth a couple of times, massaging his shaft with her tongue before letting him pop out of her mouth. "Did I tell you he's living in the back of his store now?" she asked Lee.
"Nuh uh," Lee mumbled into Penny's wet pussy. No matter how many times they got Penny drunk and took advantage of her, he was still amazed at how a woman could have sex without realizing it. It was almost involuntarily, like breathing. A person was designed to breathe automatically without realizing it and Penny was just made to have sex. He nuzzled his nose against her clit as he circled the entrance of her vagina with his tongue, dipping it in to taste her slick juices.
Stan ran his prick across Penny's face as he toyed with one of her large tits as she looked up at him. "That is really something," he agreed before running the tip of his prick across her pink lips as he held the back of her head a pressed her forward.
"I know, right?" Penny said before taking Stan's prick back into her mouth. She swallowed him deeply, letting his cock-head run against her cheeks before taking it into the top of her throat. She swallowed around his sensitive tip before bobbing her head back and forth again.
Gingerly pulling Penny's legs off of his shoulders, Lee stood up between her tan thighs and placed the tip of his prick at the entrance to her dripping cunt and gave Stan a wink.
"Here, have another drink," Stan offered the naked, oblivious drunk girl and she gladly took the glass.
"Thanks, Stan, you're a real friend," she slurred before raising the glass up to her lips.
As Penny drank down her margarita, Lee pressed himself forward into her tight cunt. With every swallow she took of her drink he slid deeper into her, her pussy parting around her while gripping his shaft, his hands holding her legs apart. She began moaning around her drink, some of the liquid spilling out from the corners of her mouth and he could see her eyes fluttering in pleasure as he filled her golden body fully.
"Soooo good," Penny murmured through her drink before setting her glass down. "Th... thank yo... thank you, Stan," she groaned in pleasure, paying no attention to Lee as he started fucking her slowly, only concerned with the pleasure she feeling that she attributed to the drink.
"You're welcome," Stan smirked as he rubbed his prick across one of the drink girl's silky smooth tits. "So how's Bernadette?" he asked to get her talking again before she realized what they're doing to her.
"Oh my God," Penny exclaimed before gripping Stan's rigid prick and tugging on it before giving it a small kiss, "She's totally getting married!"
Lee began increasing his thrust enough that his dangling balls were slapping against Penny's compacted ass and her large tits were wobbling in her chest. "That's great," he said as he released one of her legs and reached up to her chest and began playing with one of her tits, "To who?"
Stan slid his cock around in Penny's mouth, exploring it with the tip of his cock, shuddering at all the different textures inside. He reached down and began playing with her free tit as she pulled his cock out of her mouth.
"Howard. Can you believe it?" Penny said before returning the cock to her mouth and bobbing her head. She swirled her tongue around the tip before taking the shaft farther into her talented mouth and using her tongue to massage the shaft. She reached under the hard prick and began absentmindedly fondling the balls, causing Stan to shudder against her beautiful face.
Lee held himself tightly against Penny's amazing body, grinding his pelvis against her and making her groan around Stan's prick. His friend looked over at him angrily and Lee smirked back in response since if Stan came to soon it would leave him all alone with Penny. He shrugged by way of apology and began pulling his prick out to let his friends have a turn between Penny's shapely legs.
As her friends moved around, Penny took another drink, finishing it off before holding the glass of ice up to Lee. "Can I have something fruity this time?" she asked sweetly.
"You can have anything you want," Lee said with a lecherous grin as he took her glass and walked back to the bar.
Penny paid no attention to the fact that her friends were both now pants-less much less to the fact she was completely naked and getting fucked by them, she just scooted around on the table to get more comfortable as Stan got between her legs like it was the most natural thing in the world. "And, I mean, Howard has changed so much since he started dating her, y'know?" she said as she spread her legs up in the air.
"I believe it," Stan said having forgotten what Penny had been talking about. He gripped her thick thighs and positioned the tip of his cock at the wet entrance to her cunt before pushing forward and slipping his sensitive tip inside. She groaned in appreciation as he slipped forward slowly as she groaned and her eyes rolled up into the back of her head, her head hanging back and her blonde hair sweeping the table as he filled her.
Lee brought Penny her drink just as Stan got the last of his prick inside of the drunk girl. Since he and Stan had started drunk-fucking Penny during her break-ups he had discovered that he was kinda a voyeur. He got off on watching the hot blonde get fucked and decided that he was definitely going to record them fucking her next time. She took the drink and swallowed half of it before setting the glass back down. He was a shitty bartender and had just grabbed whatever three bottles were closest to him and dumped them into a glass before squeezing a orange in after but Penny seemed to have no complaints.
"...I mean, I'm not complaining," Penny continued with he legs outstretched and bobbing in the air, "I'm just saying it's no secret that Bernadette coulda done better and Howard lucked out."
"No doubt," Stan added, grunting in pleasure as Penny's tight pussy gripped down on his prick, rippling along his shaft. He knew the babbling drunk girl was on the verge of an orgasm and nodded to Lee to get in there before she popped.
"I absolutely concur," Lee said picking up on Stan's signal. He lovingly stroked one of Penny's large breasts before slipping his cock into her mouth and face-fucking her. She began moaning around his shaft as his cock-head bumped the back of her throat and she began bobbing her head back and forth.
Penny's toes began to curl inside of her sneakers as her orgasm rose up inside of her body. It rolled through her like a warm, comfortable wave and she felt the boys holding her so she wouldn't fall off the table. They were so sweet to take care of her and listen to her problems. Her entire, luscious body shivered as waves of pleasure coursed through her making her moan deep in her impressive chest.
Stan held himself deep inside of Penny's spasming cunt, holding on firmly to her hips as she came, wrapped around his prick. Her tits jiggled slightly on her chest as her body stretched out like a contented cat.
Lee held his cock halfway in Penny's gasping mouth, keeping himself steady as she began coming down from their orgasm. He slowly pulled himself out of her mouth and let her lay down flat as Stan pulled himself out of her pussy and set her legs down on the table. Then they waited. Whatever mood Penny was in would decide what they did next, continue having sex or finish real quick and get her dressed before she sobered up.
As Penny slowly got control of her breathing she sat up on her elbows and smacked her lips, tasting the fruity alcohol on her lips as she stared with bleary eyes at Lee and Stan. "Not to mention Sheldon and Amy..." she began.
"Yea!" Lee and Stan whispered excitedly, she was still in her snit.
"Gah! This table is hard," Penny whined as she struggled to stand up.
"Let me help," Lee and Stan said in unison. They helped the struggling waitress to her feet and kept a hold of her as she swayed dangerously.
"I don't think this floor works right," Penny complained.
"Well, let's stand over there," Stan said before he and Lee led Penny to the bar. Everything they had been using to make drinks was spread out in front of Penny and Lee noticed her eyeing it suspiciously.
"So what about Sheldon and Amy?" Lee asked hopefully.
"Oh, don't get me started on those two," Penny began as he started mixing herself another drink. "Seriously, they've going out for, like, ever..." she began before taking a drink.
Stan held out his arm to Lee, presenting Penny's upthrust ass to him to signal that it was his turn. Lee nodded magnanimously before shuffling up behind Penny as she complained about her friends. He slid his hands over her thick, golden ass before parting her cheeks with one hand and aiming his cock at her drooling cunt with the other.
Stan leaned against the bar next to Penny and tried to keep the conversation going. "So not even first base?" he asked.
"I don't think they even know what sport they're playing," Penny complained as she felt Lee nudge against her wet pussy. On reflex she arched her graceful back to push her ass out farther and groaned in satisfaction as her tight hole was slowly filled. "Seriously, I've never even seen them hold hands," she continued.
"That is so odd," Lee said as he slowly parted the hot, tight, velvet walls of Penny's pretty pink pussy. He held onto her wide hips as he pushed himself forward, burying as much of himself inside of her amazing body as possible. He held himself there for a moment with his balls pressed against her wet pussy-lips, relishing the feel of her body wrapped around him. He slid his hands up her sides and then to her chest to her large breasts, squeezing them as hard as he dare. "Really, not even hand holding?" he asked as he pulled himself out an slid back in, fucking the gorgeous, oblivious waitress.
Penny groaned as Lee's cock began sliding in and out of her. "I know, right?" she moaned, "I mean, she's done everything but paint arrows on her legs but Sheldon has no idea." She began unconsciously rocking her naked body back with every thrust, getting every inch of her friend's cock inside her as possible. "I mean, even Leonard wasn't that clueless," she grumbled as her heart shaped ass rippled with every one of Lee's thrusts as he grunted behind her.
"That is so interesting," Stan said as he watched Penny being fucked. His pants were around his ankles and his cock was pointing straight at the hot blonde as her amazing body was rocked back and forth. "Please, tell us more," he offered as he laid his chin on his fist with his elbow on the bar.
"You two are the best," Penny cooed. She continued talking about Sheldon and Amy's relationship not even noticing as Stan pulled one of her arms down and wrapped her hand around his shaft. She paid no attention as she stared jerking him off while rocking her ass back against Lee. Her hand started to fumble her friend's cock as another orgasm began to rise up inside of her and she started to moan as she talked, "Shel... Sheldon has... has no idea what... what to... to do with a girl."
"And... and Amy's fine... fine with it?" Lee panted as Penny's pussy gripped down on him and rippled around his shaft.
Penny nodded quickly, her eyes closed as she concentrated on the pleasure she was feeling. "I... I think Amy has... has a crush on... on me actually," she panted. An instant later her body seized up, her toes curling, and her fingernails digging into the cheap wood of the bar as she came. Her juices gushed out and covered Lee's groin as he held himself still inside of her while she rode out her orgasm.
Stan held Penny's twitching body up as Lee pulled himself out of her spasming cunt. The both lowered her to her knees on the floor and stood on either side of her gasping face. Her hands raised up on autopilot as she took both of their pricks and began jerking them off. She continued complaining about her friends until she came back to Leonard.
"It's all Leonard's fault," she pouted before taking a suck and lick on Stan's dick, "I mean, I've never really had friends that smart before," she went in before sucking on Lee's prick, "And now I just can't stand to talk to a regular person," she complained before circling the tip of Stan's cock with her tongue, "Except for you guys." She licked around Lee's cock-head before bending over and running her tongue around Stan's balls. "I mean, I can't even remember what I liked about my old boyfriends," she whined before licking Lee's balls, "Sure they were good looking but they had total bricks for brains," she continued as she brought both cocks closer to her face. She stuck her pink tongue out and rested her friends' cock-heads there, tugging furiously in their shafts. "You know?" she finished.
"Oh yeah!" Lee grunted as he came.
"Totally," Stan moaned as he came.
Both Cheesecake waiters erupted all over Penny's beautiful face, their thick loads raining down on her face and hair before dripping down onto her tits. She looked up at them with a dopey grin before releasing their softening cocks. "Thanks for listening, guys. I really appreciate it," she slurred.
"No problem," Lee and Stan said in unison. It was the last thing Penny heard before passing out.
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Penny woke up with a sour taste in her mouth that was kind of familiar and kind of fruity but she couldn't place it. Her face felt kind of strange like there was some kind of film on it. She scrapped some off with her fingernail and inspected it. It was white, flaky and crusty and didn't have any kind of smell. It looked familiar but she couldn't place it either so she just shrugged it off. She she shrugged her headache roared to life and she suddenly remembered drinking tequila at the bar after work and wondered if maybe she spilled something on herself.
She slogged to her bathroom and began taking off the uniform she had slept in and inspected it but couldn't find any of the white flaky stuff on it. She looked into the mirror and saw that her entire face was covered with the stuff as well as the top of her chest. Her hair was stuck up wildly and pointing everywhere like she had dunked it in a vat of styling gel. "What the hell did I do last night," she asked herself as she started her shower, "I'm never drinking tequila again."
The End.
