Tell a lie

[Brigit Astar]

I have a perfect twin

[dingo]

i don't like getting blowjobs

[Zeque]

I think coffee is awesome and it in no way makes me feel sick

[Brigit Astar]

I hate coffee in the morning

[Jackso]

I have three legs

[dingo]

i have paid off all of my christmas expenses/bills

[Brigit Astar]

I have never lied

[azkadellia]

i hate riding cock

[36plus3]

I don't like women riding on my cock ever again.

[Brigit Astar]

I will never suck cock again

[36plus3]

I will suck cock when ever I get the chance.

[Brigit Astar]

I am working my ass off

[dingo]

i hate looking at naked women

[Brigit Astar]

I went to bed at 10 p.m.

[Jackso]

I found this, but don't think it's suitable for this thread:

[Brigit Astar]

I feel good

[JBuck]

It's sunny and warm

[Brigit Astar]

I am not on SSP--I am working my butt off

[dingo]

i can't wait for next week to come...so i can work the late shift.

[Brigit Astar]

I can't wait till tomorrow when I work on Saturday this week

[oc_perv]

I wish I there were more than 24 hours in a day soni could work that much longer to make my incredibly smart and deserving boss even more money.

[Brigit Astar]

I don't want to be editor/publisher of a newspaper

[Barek]

Just won the lottery. But, since work is so damn fun, I can't bring myself to quit. (That's three lies for the price of one!)

[Brigit Astar]

I wish I could slave at a fucking job for the rest of my life

[36plus3]

I want to go through the rest of my life as if I was a vergin.

[Brigit Astar]

I wish I could work seven days a week

[sx4tw]

I wouldn't like to raped by a beautifully woman.

[Brigit Astar]

I'm going to work instead of eat lunch.

[Brigit Astar]

Lindsay Lohan wants to go out with me--so does Taylor Swift.

[Barek]

Brigit and Lindsey teaching Taylor Swift? No thanks! Wouldn't want to see that!