What's that smell?
Who Farted?
What's that smell?
MULDER:
What do I do?
I'm a key figure in an ongoing
government charade. An annoyance to my
superiors. A joke among my peers.
"Spooky," they call me. Spooky Mulder.
Whose sister was abducted by aliens
when he was a kid. Who now chases
little green men with a badge and a
gun and shouting to the heavens or anyone who will listen and fix this in; that the sky is falling. And when it hits, it will be the shitstorm of all time"
mandawg (06-22-2010)
Well around Here You need to know which way the wind is Blowing...
If it is from the East... it's the Town of Clayton's waste water treatment plant ...
If it is from the West ... It's the Town of Raleigh waste water treatment Plant...
If it is from the South... It's the Town of Benson's Waste water treatment plant
If if from the North... its from Wendell/Zebulon ...
You could say its pretty shitty around here when the wind blows... so when some one farts we check which the wind is blowing and blame it on them...
Kinda Like Obama and His Policies... when they are good, he did them... if they stinks, he blames it on Bush...
Last edited by comsmith22; 03-13-2010 at 06:15 PM. Reason: My spelling again
Just MY "2 Baht" worth... the Rantings of an Old man
mandawg (06-22-2010)
I cut the cheese.
Who Fired that Shot...
Just MY "2 Baht" worth... the Rantings of an Old man
sorry that tequila goes right through me in comes out as gass
Here-pull my finger
MULDER:
What do I do?
I'm a key figure in an ongoing
government charade. An annoyance to my
superiors. A joke among my peers.
"Spooky," they call me. Spooky Mulder.
Whose sister was abducted by aliens
when he was a kid. Who now chases
little green men with a badge and a
gun and shouting to the heavens or anyone who will listen and fix this in; that the sky is falling. And when it hits, it will be the shitstorm of all time"
Did something die in your ass?
Who me? Nah, that was just a barking spider.
Sounded more like a Field Mouse on a Motorcycle
Just MY "2 Baht" worth... the Rantings of an Old man
It must've been the dog. What the hell was he eating anyway ?
MULDER:
What do I do?
I'm a key figure in an ongoing
government charade. An annoyance to my
superiors. A joke among my peers.
"Spooky," they call me. Spooky Mulder.
Whose sister was abducted by aliens
when he was a kid. Who now chases
little green men with a badge and a
gun and shouting to the heavens or anyone who will listen and fix this in; that the sky is falling. And when it hits, it will be the shitstorm of all time"
Oh, did I do that? Excuse me!
Beer and bratwurst for breakfast ? Really ?Originally Posted by myrasimmons45
MULDER:
What do I do?
I'm a key figure in an ongoing
government charade. An annoyance to my
superiors. A joke among my peers.
"Spooky," they call me. Spooky Mulder.
Whose sister was abducted by aliens
when he was a kid. Who now chases
little green men with a badge and a
gun and shouting to the heavens or anyone who will listen and fix this in; that the sky is falling. And when it hits, it will be the shitstorm of all time"
Sniff Sniff Sniff.... Hhhmmm... I believe , Pickles Eggs and Beer....
Just MY "2 Baht" worth... the Rantings of an Old man
The final insult-as you are departing a now empty elevator, you cut loose with a nasty, hairy, wallpaper peeling fart.
MULDER:
What do I do?
I'm a key figure in an ongoing
government charade. An annoyance to my
superiors. A joke among my peers.
"Spooky," they call me. Spooky Mulder.
Whose sister was abducted by aliens
when he was a kid. Who now chases
little green men with a badge and a
gun and shouting to the heavens or anyone who will listen and fix this in; that the sky is falling. And when it hits, it will be the shitstorm of all time"
Must have been my dear wife. She can rip of a real paint eater now and then.
What's worse?
Cutting the "silent but deadly" one in a crowded room?
Having a "wet one" (now you gotta change clothes) on your way out?
MULDER:
What do I do?
I'm a key figure in an ongoing
government charade. An annoyance to my
superiors. A joke among my peers.
"Spooky," they call me. Spooky Mulder.
Whose sister was abducted by aliens
when he was a kid. Who now chases
little green men with a badge and a
gun and shouting to the heavens or anyone who will listen and fix this in; that the sky is falling. And when it hits, it will be the shitstorm of all time"
Sorry folks it must have been my big feed of Sauerkraut. Hehehehehe.
I've been told that friends aren't talking to me because I " smell ".
None of them have explained to me what that means.
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.
.
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Your Point...Being?
quis separabit?
Does it smell like beans and tortillas?
If it does it was me! :)
I just said that to myself and started sniffing around. Oh my God, it is coming from
my shorts that I have worn every day for the past two weeks.
Jesus Christ, I take them off and hold them up to my face. I wince at the smell
then throw them down and the floor and says to my wife "You said you washed
these, but you just put them back in the drawer for me to wear again! Are you
some type of Alien or something?"
My wife sheds her skin and looks like a giant insect when she says "Gooba Gabaa,
Seneca Says, Dooba Gubba, Sum Jubba?"
As she picks up my leg and starts eating it, I ask her "Does this mean you want
a divorce in your language?"
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