It takes place in an elevator of a "high rise" building that has an infinite number of
floors where you can get off.
I have the ability to just walk through the walls of the elevator whenever it stops.
I think I know where the women's bathrooms and "workout" areas are located, so
I let the elevator keep going up until I tell it to stops at the level I want.
The elevator suddenly stops halfway between floors, and I can see some girls
dancing around in tight little outfits and are getting undressed to shower.
They point at me and scream "There is another pervert! Let's get him!"
They run over to their gym bags and pull out "automatic weapons" and start firing
at me!
Bullets are ricocheting all over the elevator, then I close my eyes.
My doctor says to me "From what you have told me, you should not ever take
another "5 Hour Energy Drink" that sells for $3.95 and lasts all day. I believe you
have had an allergic reaction to it!"
I tell him "Doctor, I have one in my pocket. Do you want one?"
He takes a gulf of it, then says to me "What floor did you say you got off on?"


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