Chatting with you, the other day reminded me of the 
times I would pull into different ports here stateside 
and go out and get me a hotel for the day/night. I 
always thought that it was too dangerous to just go 
out and try to meet someone for a quickee when I 
pulled into different ports. I would always get a 
hotel near a shopping complex that I would be able to 
walk to, so I could buy some stuff for my 
afternoon/evening/night of fun¦I might have been by 
myself, but I always made the best of my time LOL. 
Here is a story about what I would usually do. I would 
go by a drugstore and get a small bottle of baby 
shampoo, a hot water bottle/enema kit, a bottle of 
some baby new tooth number (numzzzit LOL), a pack of 
good ladies disposable razors. I would then go to the 
supermarket to finish my shopping. I would grab some 
beer,,,and also a couple of sixpacks of interesting 
shapped beer in bottles,,,Michalobs are always 
fun,¦the way they are shaped, and of course a slim 
bottle of wine. run through the veggie department and 
grab some bananas, cumberbers, a couple of egg 
plants,,,and maybe a long necked zucchini or two. The 
last thing on my list was a small can of Crisco of 
course, being the anal slut that I am, I always needed 
the best when it came to a standby container of 
lube..LOL. I always like the feeling I get buying all 
of this stuff in a store, knowing what I am going to 
be doing with it,,,in just a little while.Well this 
time I was down in Miami Fl and got a place around 
11am, and got back to the room around 12:30. I had 
already ate breakfast and started out by taking a long 
hot shower. I got out of the shower and sat down on a 
towel, and started carefully shaving the area around 
my asshole. After shaving the bottom area, around my 
balls and the sides, I jumped back in the shower and 
soaped up my ass and shaved the upper parts around my 
asshole by feel. I opened up my 2nd beer, taking the 
first one and putting it in hot water so I could peel 
the labels off later. I filled up the enema bag, put a 
squirt of baby shampoo in it, and hung it on one of 
the close hangers, and kneeled down on the floor with 
my ass in the air, and opened up the nozzle and let 
the 2 quarts of soapy water fill up my behind. After 
taking all of it up my ass, I sat around and watched 
tv for around 15/20 minutes,,,until I couldn't hold it 
in anymore, and went to the bathroom and let loose the 
first bag of water. I continued this process until I 
had given myself 6 or 7 enemas, and was clean as a 
whistle. After the 4th one, I would work one of the 
cucumbers or bananas up into my ass to start to get me 
opened up and to make sure, I was empting myself out 
each time. By the time I could be slamming 3 fingers 
in and out of my ass or an 8 banana¦and then a 10/12 
zucanni¦I could put 2 or 3 quarts of water up my ass, 
and expell damn near all of it at one time. By this 
time I would be working on a 12 pack,,,and also had 
taken several double shots of Tequila and was starting 
to get that warm horny feeling that I always get when 
I start getting a decent buzz. When I was all clean 
and starting to get open, I would start working the 
numbzzzit up into and around my asshole¦it stings at 
first,,,but then it numbs the opening also. I would 
also take a slim carrot (I would always buy a bag of 
carrots) and dab some of the numbzzzit on it several 
times and put it my mouth and push it to the back of 
my throat, and coat the back of my throat with it. I 
would start working one of the bigger and longer 
veggies into myself,,,and once it was feeling me 
inside, I would start sucking on a carrot wishing it 
was a hot cock, and sticking it futher and futher into 
my mouth, until it was past the back of my mouth and 
into my throat¦the first few times was always rough 
but after a bit I could overcome the gag reflex along 
with the numbzzit and start pushing the small carrot 
down my throat. I would have tears streaming down my 
cheeks, and at least 4 of carrot down my throat, 
slobber running down my chin,,,and me just humping up 
and down on a veggie. Holding the carrot in one hand, 
I would beat myself off with the other. After I came, 
I would lick and suck my cum from my 
fingers,,,thinking of the fun that I was going to have 
over the next several hours. I was laying around just 
after this,,,watching tv, relaxing¦every now and then 
sticking a couple of fingers up in my ass,,when I had 
an idea,,,I had walked by a bowling alley over by the 
store¦Now, I am half buzzed,,horny ass hell and really 
hot to trot. I went to the bowling alley and told the 
person by the counter that one of my shipmates was 
getting ready to retire and that he was an avid bowler 
and that I wanted a pin so, I could cut it in half and 
make a nice plaque for him¦He made a call and a guy, 
brought me 2 used pins that they had in the back¦wooo 
hooooo. I got back to the room, and started working 
more numbzzit into me, and started screwing myself 
with bigger veggies, and then a beer bottle. I also 
got to the point that I could take a banana down my 
throat with ease..and was starting to look at a 12  
or so zucanni,,,and wondering how much of it I could 
take down my throat. I ended up riding the bowling 
pin, and had about 7 of the zucannni jammed down my 
throat when I came the 2nd time. By the time I had 
worked myself up to screwing myself with an 
eggplant,,I was totally open on both ends¦I just 
wished it was the real thing. I came at least 7 times 
that afternoon and night,,,and finished up alternating 
from 4 finges and a thumb jammed up my ass, to an 
eggplant or the bowing pin jammed up my ass. I got so 
opened up that I was able to take a michalob bottle 
large end first¦.stick it up my ass, walk around with 
it inside of me, bend over the couch arm, with my ass 
in the air, reach back and open it up,,,and pour 
myself a glass of beer¦missed more than anything 
LOL¦but I thought how nice it would be for someone to 
crack it open and empty it into a beer glass to drink. 
This time I finished up in the shower, the bowling pin 
half way up inside of me,,,I had had to piss for about 
an hour and with my legs bent back over my head, let 
loose all over my face and chest, drinking some of my 
piss, and then beating myself off one last time onto 
my face¦It made for a nice sound sleep at night!!! 
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