This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Selena Gomez or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/f+, M/f, Voy, Group
Selena’s Big Break
By Muhabba
     Selena Gomez was very nervous as she sat in the lobby of one of the executives of the Disney channel.  This was one of her biggest auditions she would ever have and it was down to her and nine other girls.  All the girls were abou
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own Sin City or the characters from it.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: MMM/F, F/F, M/F, Exhib, Noncon
Nancy’s Bad Night in Sin City
By Muhabba
     Nancy was the best dancer the club had seen in years, and having grown up in “Sin City” she knew the ends-n-outs better than almost anyone.  After what had happened to her as a child, she had learned exactly what men were
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Big Bang Theory or the characters from it.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Codes: Alcohol, MM/F
The Big Bang Theory: The Counseling Session 
By: Muhabba
     Penny panted in pleasure as her boyfriend climbed off of her, her blonde hair plastered to her beautiful face and her large breasts sprinkled with sweat.  She looked over at the bedside clock and giggled.  "Twe
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own the song or music video to Stacy’s Mom or the characters from it.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: m/f, m/Ff, F/f, Incest, First Time, Teen
Stacy's Mom Has Got It Going On
by Muhabba
     The sun shone through soccer mom Rachel's bedroom window as she inspected her naked body in her full length mirror.  As a stay at home mom she took great pains to look her best fo
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Big Bang Theory or the characters from it.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Codes: F/M+, Group
TBBT: The New Years Eve Alcohol Syndrome
By Muhabba
     Stuart finished hanging the last of the New Year's Eve decorations and headed over to the food table.  He'd had to move all the comics to one side of the floor, by.himself, to make room for the table and the dozen or 
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Jessica Alba or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/f, Teen
Uncle Joe
Chapter One: Jessica Alba
By Muhabba
     Joe was not your average guy.  While not having the looks it takes to stand out to far he was extremely charming, and “Ol' Charmin' Joe” had traveled across most of the country and had met a lot of different people and had c
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, or have anything to do with them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/f, Teen, Blackmail
Uncle Joe
Chapter 3: Jennifer Love Hewitt (Jessica Alba)
By Muhabba
     Jessica Alba lay naked, stretched out on her uncle’s couch, bobbing her head up and down on his erect cock.  It had been nearly a week since her Uncle Joe had taken her
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Michelle Trachtenberg or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/f, Teen, Noncon
Uncle Joe
Chapter two: Michelle Trachtenberg
By Muhabba
     "Uncle" Joe Smith had acquired a lot of jobs in his travels and his latest was as a chemistry teacher in his niece's high school.  His niece's name was Jessica Alba and he had just taken her virgini
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Brooke Hogan, Nick Hogan, or Michelle Trachtenberg, or have anything to do with them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/f, Mm/f, Teen, Incest
Uncle Joe
Chapter Four: Brooke Hogan (Michelle Trachtenberg)
By Muhabba
     Michelle Trachtenberg lay on her back on top of her teacher’s desk, naked with her legs spread wide and high in the air.  Her teacher held her le
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Eliza Dushku, Jennifer Love Hewitt or have anything to do with them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/f, Teen, M Dom, Noncon
Uncle Joe
Chapter Six: Eliza Dushku (Jennifer Love Hewitt)
By Muhabba
     Jennifer Love Hewitt stood in the middle of her teacher Joe Smith’s living room dressed as a sexy French maid.  The young student wore 4 inch spiked heels that for
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba, or have anything to do with them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/f, m/F, Teen, First
Uncle Joe
Chapter Five: Angelina Jolie (Jessica Alba)
By Muhabba
     “But Uncle Joe, I’m gonna be late.”  Jessica Alba pouted over her shoulder at her uncle.
     Jessica’s uncle was currently behind her, having bent her over his desk, hast
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Kaley Cuoco, Michelle Trachtenberg or have anything to do with them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/f, Teen, F/f, Oral
Uncle Joe
Chapter Seven: Kaley Cuoco (Michelle Trachtenberg)
By Muhabba
     Uncle Joe Smith sat on his couch in his small house staring off into space.  “What am I doing?” he thought.  “I have got to get control of myself.”  He shook his hea
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Professional or the characters from it.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Codes: Fantasy, M/f, anal
The Young Home For Wayward Girls Chap. 01 Mathilda
By: Muhabba
     Opening his front door, Mr. Young held his arms open wide to the nervous, beautiful, young girl.  "Ta daa!  Welcome to your new home, Mathilda."
     The small, skinny girl looked around the modestly
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or the characters from it.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/FF, MM/FF, Non-con
Buffy The Vampire Slayer: A Bad Week's Sleep Night Two
By Muhabba
     "Oh my God I am so bushed," Buffy complained as she walked into her bedroom and let the door shut behind her, "There's gotta be a better way to keep track of all the new Slayers."  She pulle
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Purge or the characters from it.  I do not know Scarlett Johansson or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/F, Rape
The Purge: Hollywood Hour 01: Scarlett Johansson
By Muhabba
     Kevin looked at his watch again.  “Fifteen minutes.  The van’s gonna get a work out this year,” he thought as he began keying the last of the computer comm
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Purge or the characters from it.  I do not know Selena Gomez or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/F, Rape, Exhib, Drugs
The Purge: Hollywood Hour 03: Selena Gomez
By Muhabba
     It had taken Kevin a bit longer to repack his van after his last encounter  than he had wanted it to but luckily his next target lived pretty close to hi
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Purge or the characters from it.  I do not know Chloe Moretz or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/F, Rape
The Purge: Hollywood Hour 02: Chloe Moretz
By Muhabba
     Kevin double checked the address before getting out of his A1 Security van.  He started towards the house before cursing under his breath and jogging back to the van. 
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Purge or the characters from it.  I do not know Victoria Justice or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/F, Rape, Exhib, Voyeur
The Purge: Hollywood Hour 05: Victoria Justice
By Muhabba
     "I may just have to sit this one out," Kevin thought as he sat in the back of his A1 Security van.  "I'm getting a bit too old to carry on like 
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Purge or the characters from it.  I do not know Natalie Portman or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/F, Rape, Anal
The Purge: Hollywood Hour 04: Natalie Portman
By Muhabba
     "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy," Kevin chanted behind the wheel of his A1 Security van.  He was gripping the steering wheel tight enough to turn his knuckles whit
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Purge or the characters from it.  I do not know Jennifer Love Hewitt or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/F, Rape, Anal
The Purge: Hollywood Hour 06: Jennifer Love Hewitt
By Muhabba
     "What!?" Jennifer Love Hewitt asked in disbelief as she stared in shock at the gun in the strange man's hand.
     "You heard me," Kevin said 
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Miley Cyrus or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/F, M+/F, Noncon-Con
Miley And The Bachelor Party
By Muhabba
     Pop star Miley Cyrus returned to her hotel completely exhausted.  It was currently 3:00 am and she was waving off the hotel’s staffs attempts to help her as she exited her limo.  Her video shoot had ran way longer than ex
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Astonishing X-Men, The Runaways, or the characters from them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: MC, Multiple Pairings, Noncon-Con, Teen, First
This Is Not The Whedonverse Pt. 01 Chap. 02
The Astonishing X-Men With Special Guest Stars The Runaways
By Muhabba
     The first thing Kitty saw in the morning was Lockheed staring at her from the window sill and she knew
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Astonishing X-Men, The Runaways, or the characters from them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: MC, Multiple Pairings, Noncon-Con, Teen, First
This Is Not The Whedonverse Pt. 01 Chap. 01
The Astonishing X-Men With Special Guest Stars The Runaways
By Muhabba
     All her pain and rage boiled over into a whisper, “No more mutants.”  The sad, lonely echo rippled acr
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I don’t know Katie Holmes or have anything to do with her.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated and you should feel free to share.
Story Code: M/F
Not A Celebrity: Katie Holmes
By Muhabba
     "Katie?  Katie Holmes?" the dark haired woman asked from her office door.
     "That's right," Katie said as she stood up from the sofa in the small waiting room.  "And you're... I'm sorry.  Is it Ms. Jones or Ms. Zeta-Jones?"
    
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Astonishing X-Men, The Runaways, or the characters from them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: MC, Multiple Pairings, Noncon-Con, Teen, First
This Is Not The Whedonverse Pt. 01 Chap. 03
The Astonishing X-Men With Special Guest Stars The Runaways
By Muhabba
     And what brings you here today?” Emma took a moment to ask before unleashing a psychic wave.
    
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own Marvel’s The Avengers, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, or the characters from them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: MC, Multiple Pairings, Noncon-Con,
This Is Not The Whedonverse Pt. 02 Chap. 01
Marvel’s The Avengers With Special Guest Stars Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.
By Muhabba
     If Junior Agent Grant Ward had to say, he'd probably say that the strange machin
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Astonishing X-Men, The Runaways, or the characters from them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: MC, Multiple Pairings, Noncon-Con, Teen, First
This Is Not The Whedonverse Pt. 01 Chap. 04
The Astonishing X-Men With Special Guest Stars The Runaways
By Muhabba
     Nova held her hands up in front of her, more for balance than anything else.  Lockheed’s power was w
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own Marvel’s The Avengers, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, or the characters from them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: MC, Multiple Pairings, Noncon-Con,
This Is Not The Whedonverse Pt. 02 Chap. 03
Marvel’s The Avengers With Special Guest Stars Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.
By Muhabba
     Maria and Natasha stood in front of their class wearing loose fitting Gi's as th
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own Marvel’s The Avengers, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, or the characters from them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
Story Code: MC, Multiple Pairings, Noncon-Con,
This Is Not The Whedonverse Pt. 02 Chap. 02
Marvel’s The Avengers With Special Guest Stars Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.
By Muhabba
     "This will be, perhaps, more difficult," Ward thought as he surveyed his new sur
																																						
				
								
				
										
						
				
				
				
										
																																																This is a work of complete fiction.  It just popped into my brain so I wrote it down and share it for free and make no money off of it.  No one under legal age may read this, if you know what's good for you.  No one over legal age should read this for the same reason.  All characters used in this story are a parody of any real or fictional person.  I do not own The Tonight Show or the characters from it.  I do not know Jay Leno or Olivia Wilde or have anything to do with them.  Comments are always welcome and appreciated so you should feel free to share.
So I was accidentally watching the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the other night but luckily the lovely Olivia Wilde was on.  During the interview she starts talking about her dog, Paco and as she’s talking about her dog I mishear somethi